Evil. Too poor. Don’t give a shit. Wasn’t thinking. Just don’t care
Your feel-good story of the day
You light up my life…
Mitch McConnell falls twice in Capitol
Messages of hope in a dark time
Too soon?
What’s the most impressive thing 1,000 random people could build in 20 years, trapped in a terrarium with raw elements and a library?
Stupidest product design you’ve experienced
That’d be the collapsible ladder that collapsed when we were trying to climb out of the *#!©¥@?! terrarium. 
Mitch McConnell falls twice in Capitol
Who are our current “Abe Vigodas”? (people you might be surprised to learn are still alive)
What do you want people to say about you at your funeral?
What became ubiquitous then went away in your lifetime?
“He’s gone now, but he sure was ubiquitous.” Nah, I’ll take the standard eulogy.
Where’s the blue? (reflecting pool)
Spirulina Farts?
Goddamn woke algae!
Recommendations For a Beard Trimmer
What products do you endorse?
Your feel-good story for the day
The Onion is taking over Infowars
Did a recruiter (job, school or military) lie to you?
Claude admitted lying to me
You cain’t trust no one no more.
The Kix Atomic “Bomb” Ring
Mass Killings in The United States
Sounds like a critical mass killing.
Could a warp drive escape a black hole?
Who is responsible for this windshield crack in a rental car?
The Enterprise is probably long gone, but you could still sue the Federation, I suppose.
Ants! (parenthetical used to reach minimum topic length)
Flies, how to get rid of
Unless there are fleas too, it’s customary to leave a five-star review on your Airbnb rental.
Flight Is Canceled After a Child Refuses to Be Seated”
Up, Up and Away in the MMP
Can ai’s play boardgames?
Do they still demolish buildings with cranes and wrecking balls?
That’s a pretty big leap from Mousetrap…
Tell me about home solar
Do you think practical nuclear fusion energy will ever be a thing?
Yeah, but I don’t think the grid will be able to buy back that much power, plus keeping your house cool will be a real bitch.
Rich people and white carpet
Flies, how to get rid of
They’re almost impossible to remove from deep pile white carpeting without our space-age fusion technology. $20,000 for a one-time treatment, $50,000 annually for service that includes a deworming every six months.