My Upstairs Neighbor Has Died- And Nobody Seems To Care
Two months into new job. I’m not sure…but I think I might hate it
Working from home has its advantages, but that guy is getting awfully ripe.
Would you rather accept a billion dollars but you die in 5 years or continue living your life as it is now?
Do you have a will?
Now hold on a minute; I haven’t even said I’d take the billion-for-five years deal yet.
Jeffery Toobin flashed his junk on a Zoom call to other New Yorker staffers
Working very remotely from home
Just not remotely enough.
Would you rather lose 5 fingers for $100 million, 4 fingers for $10 million or 3 fingers for $1 million?
Which abilities would you choose in this scenario?
Well, touch typing is way down the list.
Obama’s speech in Philadelphia
McConnell has bruises on face and hands
Yep, when it comes to speechifyin’ no one can throw down like Obama.
Phrases/terms that aggravate the hell out of you
“If you elect Biden, he’ll listen to the Scientists!”
Phrases/terms that aggravate the hell out of you
Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again
Whar’s me knife? 
Sequential ads on Internet speed test website:
Introducing boron nitrite nanotubes
Simple ingredients, simply delicious - Quaker Oats
Phrases/terms that aggravate the hell out of you
Trump would like us all to stop talking so much about the pandemic
Jokes that, nowadays, need explaining
Murkowski Will Vote to Confirm Barret
Ahhh, yes, to paraphrase the Pythons, America’s great pre-election joke.
Phrases/terms that aggravate the hell out of you
Have you voted yet?
I voted 2 weeks ago so any time someone asks me that it aggravates the hell out of me!
What do you think about the simulation theory?
A few questions about “Corpus delicti”
M’lud, this evidence is clearly inadmissible as it is simply the result of a very high-level simulation!
Is This Song Racist/Offensive? (The Wiggles Pappadum Song)
Out of touch politicians
I dunno, I would’ve enjoyed hearing Joe Biden sing “The Wiggles Pappadum Song” at the last debate.
Cats vs Dogs
Food Waste
I hate wasting dog liver when I worry if it has too much vitamin A.
Oh Lord won’t you buy me…
Whiskey Jacks!
Are there any political youth camps in the USA?
What exactly are Reeducation Camps? Are they concentration camps or just summer camps?
Thoughts on Interplanetary Intercourse and First Contact
Is deli roast beef also expensive where you live?
NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day
(ahem)…Donald Trump
No fair! You used that one yesterday! And the day before that…And the day before that…And the day before that…
Thoughts on Interplanetary Intercourse and First Contact
Have You Gotten Any Hostility For Wearing (Or Not Wearing) A Mask?
Betelgeusians are rather casual about such things.
What is the worst or most condescending advice you have been given?
Well, you can’t win ‘em all
Thoughts on Interplanetary Intercourse and First Contact
Is an Amazon gift card an appropriate wedding present?
It’s rather impersonal. How about a nice set of steak knives, or some cute three-legged baby pajamas?