My unexpectedly perfect evening
How it started….how it’s going
My unexpectedly perfect evening
Satan in the flesh
Cows would rather Talk to you in Person, Study Finds
October 15, 2020, the Day I Became an Atheist
What can I say? I found the cows’ arguments compelling.
Cool Words
Bra In The Freezer
Cat Problems - need advice
Should I change the colour of my motorcycle?
Trust me, the cat doesn’t care.
What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Priest caught having sex with 2 women in church
Oh, yeah, that’s gonna go over real well during trick or treat.
What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Satan in the flesh
“Better give me all of your candy corn. And Cerberus wants steak.”
How do you plan to spend election night?
A strenuous but heartwarming 2 days
Election night will definitely feel like two whole days but I’m not sure it will be heartwarming.
1 can of Pinto beans plus ½ pound of sweet Italian sausages
How to make eggs taste not eggy?
Better if reversed, but I’ll still take it.
Adding that many Pinto Beans and that much Italian Sausage certainly ought to keep the eggs from tasting “eggy”.
Today in nature I saw
Just saw the first fluffy flakes of winter
October 15, 2020, the Day I Became an Atheist
Sometimes all it takes is the Miracle of Nature to make you Not Believe
What, for you, were the most unexpected things about aging?
Would you rather lose 5 fingers for $100 million, 4 fingers for $10 million or 3 fingers for $1 million?
I was surprised that things started dropping off, but no one is offering me money for them. 
Random Star Trek Quotes
Mangle a term from the sciences
That’s what most Star Trek quotes are amirite?
Would you rather lose 5 fingers for $100 million, 4 fingers for $10 million or 3 fingers for $1 million?
Did Obamacare help you?
Yes, thanks to Obamacare I was able to get all of my fingers removed for only $7500, after paying the deductible.
Today in nature I saw
Jeffery Toobin flashed his junk on a Zoom call to other New Yorker staffers
"Look! It’s the rare Jeff Toobin!
In full display!
Simmering liver- what’s the “scum”?
What is the most “transgressive” food you’ve eaten?
Eating scum is pretty transgressive.
What, for you, were the most unexpected things about aging?
Black hole ramblings
The good thing is that people keep their distance at Kroger.
What is the worst or most condescending advice you have been given?
Resolved: Gorilla Glue IS The Shit!
Especially since I was asking for help with dog grooming.
What’s the alternative to an arms race?
The Atoz Game
Or a nice game of chess.
My mother fell and broke her hip
Resolved: Gorilla Glue IS The Shit!
Note: not approved by the Food and Drug Administration.
Pope Francis is a Living Saint
Making a Windows 7 laptop “safe”
Exorcising Norton antivirus is no easy task.