Can I get back to work?
The stress of covid lockdown has finally hit me
Please? Mother, may I?
Do you eat at unusual times?
So What’s for Dinner Tonight?
And more important, when is it?
Someone offers you a left-handed handshake…
Ever know or meet a spy?
It’s a dead giveaway. Tell them nothing.
Let’s name a Biden Cabinet
Tabasco or Frank’s Red Hot?
I think both of them should be in his cabinet … ohhh, you mean the Presidential cabinet. Never mind.
The “Far Left” is already being demonized
Is that your doppelganger?
Far to the left of me, there’s a demon that looks just like me.
What will happen if Trump somehow remains president?
How to prevent this election nonsense from happening again
If he somehow remains president, he will prevent this election nonsense from happening again.
Major injuries you had as a kid
Nuclear attack scenario
In my neighborhood we didn’t mess around with snowball fights.
Supreme Court vs Pope
Nuclear attack scenario
The perfect sequel to Cowboys & Aliens.
Forcing the Senate to adjourn
Exile instead of Prison
Geez, what a softie you are. 
Will Pence attend Harris’ inauguration?
Will Trump attend Biden’s inauguration?
More importantly, will Melania cut in line ahead of Jill at Chick-fil-a?
In the 24th Century, Do They Know What an Omelet Is?
Lying bastards at UPS think I’m stupid
“We dropped the package on top of the omelet next to your hovercar!”
Are there sex toys for your pets?
My Cat Just Coughed Up an 18 Inch Piece of This Plastic
Always make sure that your cat’s vibrator is larger than its esophagus
A few questions about overheating machine guns
Popcorn Ceiling Coming down
I’d recommend a few more seconds between bursts.
Strip clubs- most full contact?
Laptop recommendations
Kitchen Creativity
So What’s for Dinner Tonight? (2020 Anything Goes Edition)
Man kinds purpose
Man’s kind porpoise
There’s a lesson to be learned here.
~Max
Have you ever driven a car or truck with a carburetor?
Oh, fuck. I’m 60!
Question for men, particularly tall men
Whence the urge to be transgressive?
After you’re asked “How’s the weather up there?” for the 50th time, something just snaps.
Tell us an interesting random fact you stumbled across
Oh, fuck. I’m 60!
“I was just going through some old papers, and I found my Long-Form Birth Certificate…”
Man kinds purpose
Pet pictures!
Makes sense to me.