Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
I miss…………?
Well, I miss …!, …*… and especially ------&. 
why are deaths dropping but infection rate stabilizing?
Opening schools.
Kids these days…
Isn’t the concept of herd immunity a bit absurd?
Clinical Study Volunteers wanted in U.S
Want to sign up?
What are some dog whistles of the American left?
Overcoming Solipsism
Oh, sure, they’re all like “You aren’t the only person who really exists! You have to have respect and compassion for other people!” But we all know they really mean World Communism!
Sequentials from the satellite TV lineup:
Turbo air fryer
New Zealand secret to joint pain relief
Kiwis find that if you heat the patient to 300 degrees, they hardly notice their aching joints.
Why are onions so big lately?
Favorite actor self parodies
They’ve branched out to doing actor self-parodies in The Onion and it is huge!
[b]Home remedy for heat rash?
About the South’s glorious past
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the board?
Parents Opt to Keep Conjoined Twins Together[/b]
Too bad. They were having a swell time on MPSIMS, except for the sock puppet accusations.
In the World Wars (I & II) should battleships have been used more aggressively
How to end/reduce Chicago shootings
Well, first I’d address this aggressive use of battleships.
Hey, warship bombardment quelled the draft riots in “Gangs of New York”.
We just have to figure out how to get the U.S.S. Reagan into Lake Michigan.
About the South’s glorious past
Need new washing machine. Advice?
Get one with plenty of spin.
National Shortage of Coins?!
Is anyone undecided?
I’m still undecided. Normally when that happens, I flip a coin to choose a candidate, but I can’t find one.
Movies you’ve seen recently
Kitchen Knife Maintenance
Very dull, even with Leonardo DiCaprio as the deranged chef.
Food shortages that don’t make sense
How should I acquire a puppy?
It’s always been so easy up until now - what the heck?
What movie would you like to see remade, but better?
Screw nutritionists!
With more nutritionist-screwing this time!
In the Year 2525
I had a burger, fries, and a cold draft beer at a bar
So, I guess we know when the social distancing will end!
J K Rowling and the trans furore
I’ve never figured out
How to dress up a small amount of outdoor concrete
Depends a lot on what the concrete identifies as, but keep an open mind, because some transwoods still prefer the type of dress they used to wear.
I’ve never figured out
How to dress up a small amount of outdoor concrete
Bizarre Deathbed Laments, part II.
How to send gifts internationally
Flies! Friggin’ flies!
It’s like Xmas morning every time the shipment arrives from the World Pest-of-the-Month Club.
Whats your most feasible new idea for air safety
How would you define systemic discrimination?
Requiring the crew flying the planes to have passed their pilots’ exams is probably “systemic discrimination”, but it would make me feel better about flying out of Karachi.
Are any of the following, fire hazards?
Theoretical Ultimate Biplane
Free dive to bottom of Mariana Trench, yes or no?
Human artifacts that last for millions of years
Hmmm, let’s see:
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The biplane? Possibly. Try not to crash it.
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Certainly no risk of fire in the Mariana Trench.
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If they’ve lasted millions of years, they’re not likely to be flammable.
You’re welcome.