Conversation stoppers
Beckdawrek update
What’s happening in this video?
Flushing cannabis plants?
Scary stuff: the boy in the balloon
“Guy in a jetpack” reported at LAX
Hmmm…it’s been 11 years since the “Balloon Boy” story–and “Balloon Boy” was 9 years old. Which would make him about 20 years old now.
It’s like some kind of supervillain origin story: “They called me ‘Balloon Boy’ and I became a national laughingstock–but I’ll show them! I’ll show them ALL!”
What did the flight engineer do in the days of 3-man flight crews?
Exercise and sweating
“Goddamnit, stop doing all those pushups! You’re stinking up the cockpit!!”
Weird things you believed as a kid
Nashville Explosion
I could have sworn I was listening to the radio one time and heard: “Tonight, from the Grand Ol’ Opry…” KABOOM
Fuck the Law. Fuck the Rules. Fuck Decency. This is Texas Football, motherfuckers!
Fuck YouTube’s ads
Stupid Gun news of the day
Fucking maskholes
One of these things is not like the others.
What (if anything) is good about rural America?
I’ve never figured out
Ethical to screen out Trump supporters applying for a job?
My cousin dont beleive in evolution
“Really? How…interesting.” (checks off box on form)
What (if anything) is good about rural America?
Inventions That Are Long Overdue
Small Investor Question
Recommend to me a good Nail Gun
What (if anything) is good about rural America?
Picky eaters
Out in the Real America they stick to meat and potatoes (that they’ve raised and grown themselves). None of that sushi and arugula and half-caf flat white soy lattes!
What’s your mantra?
The Jupiter Saturn conjunction!
Ommmmmm!
The Jupiter Saturn conjunction!
The Jupiter Saturn conjunction!
The Jupiter Saturn conjunction!
The Jupiter Saturn conjunction!
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What (if anything) is good about rural America?
How can I get cell phone coverage?
Typical entitled city slicker.
From the If Only department: over in GQ there’s a thread called Training of dogs for explosives detection - which I initially misread as:
Training of dogs for explosive defecation
If only… we would have to change the title to match my misreading and get a mod to bring it over here, but what a pairing with:
Probably a real bad decision. Feeding Brussel Sprouts to Dachshunds
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People who lisp
Native tribe where members sleep propped up on one elbow
I’m getting a bad vibe about the remake of “F Troop”.
Small Investor Question
Can you tell the difference between meats just by smell?
No, but in these uncertain times you should sell short loin and put all your money in brisket.
And what did you get for yourself this holiday?
I own a piece of Nazi memorabilia and am struggling
If you wear an SS uniform in Starbucks, don’t be surprised if the service is spotty.
Describe your geographic location badly
Your geographical misconceptions
I don’t think I will ever retire
Turning 21 in the MMP
I felt that way at 21, too.
Current views on tipping in restaurants
Your silly rules do not apply to me!
“Come back soon, sir. We’d love to serve you a heaping bowl of our extra spicy goulash.”
In the dustbin of our cultural history
Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you
Give him a minute, he’s looking for his car keys.