How do you determine “The Truth”?
No, you don’t need a semiautomatic rifle
Establishing a particular sect of Christianity
Free Will with a Little Bit of Science! ™©®
It’s the Church of Bill Nye and Carl sagan!
Describe the underwear you’re wearing right now
Help me drill a hole
With Duluth Trading, you get what you pay for. 
How are some foods able to give me diarrhea so quickly
How to get hot chocolate out of upholstery?
Nice euphemism ya got there.
Today in nature I saw
High school boys and girls wrestling together
…mass hysteria!
How are some foods able to give me diarrhea so quickly
I am looking to buy a new toilet. Anything I should know? (gotchas…that sort of thing)
Technology items you never thought you’d want/need, until you used them
The Ham Radio thread
I can talk to Enid, Oklahoma, and it’s free!
80 bad, bad, bad things to do
Reluctantly — Fuck Texas
You should do that unreluctantly amirite?
How cold does it have to be before “bundling up” does no good and you still freeze to death?
Have there been significant advances in warm clothing in modern times?
You can usually tell when a poster is from Winnipeg.
Regional expressions you didn’t always realize were not widespread
Moving my cat 500 miles
“Hey, Earl, how ya doin’ today?”
“Well I tell you what, I’m moving my cat 500 miles, that’s for sure.”
“Um…ah…OK?”
Your favourite words for thingies?
Least romantic Valentine’s Gift EVER - I win
It would have been more romantic if he didn’t call it his “thingie”.
Is this gross? Possibly a health code violation?
Can I stop my monitor from getting all dark?
It’s never a good idea to mount it in front of the toilet.
Please recommend an adhesive
Recommend to me a good Nail Gun
Either Elmer’s or a TrueValue nail gun will be effective on hard-to-manage hair. Just stay away from Gorilla Glue.
Corporate Speak That Pisses You Off
Hickory The Dog has learned to Leap into the Jeep!
Finally got that big promotion, huh?
What Does Tony the Tiger Say in Mexico?
Rioter, thanks for getting that tattoo
At least it starts with an “rrrrrrr”.
How do birds identify food?
Apple MacBook Air (with M1 Processor)
Evolution’s a hell of a drug.
What are exceptionally weird left wing conspiracy theories you’ve seen?
Who is and who isn’t a “peasant”?
Just the other day I read a theory that the Better Business Bureau will convince Biden to revoke the Magna Carta, thus reimposing serfdom on the majority of Americans.
Mass Killings in the United States (2021)
I have not had a donut in over a year
We’re all stressed out, but c’mon.
What Does Tony the Tiger Say in Mexico?
Have you had white rice with a little sugar?
“¡Arroz helado con azúcar! ¡Es genial!”
(“Sugar Frosted Rice! It’s Great!”)
And he can really Rrrrroll the r’s in “Arroz”
Footnote: There really WAS a “Sugar Frosted Rice,” back in the late 1970s. Tony’s kid was the spokescreature for it:
Can we start ground fires with space lasers?
Very stupid overheard conversations
“Like, if you had a huge space magnifying glass in front of the laser…”