When in discourse of sequential threads

How do birds identify food?
Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why?

All right, I’ll decapitate the damn bugs before I put them in the feeder. Sheesh!

Today in nature I saw
I saw the girl of my dreams…

I saw the girl of my dreams
SDMB tradition - my colonoscopy thread

I wanna be sedated.

Reluctantly — Fuck Texas
Florida is Officially Fucked

Was it Texas?

Or maybe Alberta?

There’s a Californicated joke in there somewhere.

Resident Alien, aka Quincy, E.T
Alien v. Farrow

I saw the girl of my dreams
She’s not a tomboy, she’s a boy

Whatever works for you.

Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why?
Why Karen?

She’s actually quite tasty when properly seasoned.

Have you ever named your car?
Sad and empty

Pay attention to the gas gauge next time, dummy.

Magic powers you apparently have
Do you know what airplane you are on?

“Hold on…I’m communing with the spirits of Orville and Wilbur Wright…Yes, it’s becoming clear…This is a Boeing, a Boeing 767: A 767-300ER!”
“Dude, you just read that off the safety card from the pocket in the back of the seat.”
“No, no–it’s magic!

Talk me into getting an SUV over a minivan
So is falling asleep whlie RECIEVING oral really all that bad?

"Cause like a princess she was laying there
Moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
I dozed off in my Chevy van
But that’s alright with me

Men vs women- take NO for a answer?
Annoying form of argument

I crap bigger than you (way TMI)
Seeking a balanced assessment of my recent behavior

All of us office bathroom users wish you’d stop getting the all-you-can-eat buffet at the new Mexican joint.

Clever hacks that you’ve never gotten to work
Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why?

Sorry to hear that The Food Channel won’t feature your “Paleo Lamb Chops”.

Any fans of the film “That Thing You Do”
Mistaking the Real Thing for a Parody

Wait, the Beatles weren’t based on the Wonders?

20 Million Year Old Lesbian Tree Found
n the dustbin of our cultural history

All right, alright! I’ll empty the damn thing out, tomorrow.

Does your house have a basement?
Use of the term “Witch Hunt”

When I go searching for furnace filters down there, it’s more like a “Treasure Hunt”.

Bedbugs - Best Way to Get Rid of Them
Questions about using the college 529 plan?

It works, but it’s hell trying to improve their SAT scores.

Men vs women- take NO for a answer?
Chivalry isn’t dead…unfortunately

Unfortunately, some men and women won’t take no for an answer when they want you to walk past their unmasked face when they hold the door open for you.

Polygamy advocacy
Better PCH Road Trip Option?

Maybe. But it’ll be tough squeezing 'em all into a Honda Fit.