How do birds identify food?
Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why?
All right, I’ll decapitate the damn bugs before I put them in the feeder. Sheesh!
Today in nature I saw
I saw the girl of my dreams…
I saw the girl of my dreams
SDMB tradition - my colonoscopy thread
I wanna be sedated.
Reluctantly — Fuck Texas
Florida is Officially Fucked
Was it Texas?
Or maybe Alberta?
There’s a Californicated joke in there somewhere.
Resident Alien, aka Quincy, E.T
Alien v. Farrow
I saw the girl of my dreams
She’s not a tomboy, she’s a boy
Whatever works for you.
Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why?
Why Karen?
She’s actually quite tasty when properly seasoned.
Have you ever named your car?
Sad and empty
Pay attention to the gas gauge next time, dummy.
Magic powers you apparently have
Do you know what airplane you are on?
“Hold on…I’m communing with the spirits of Orville and Wilbur Wright…Yes, it’s becoming clear…This is a Boeing, a Boeing 767: A 767-300ER!”
“Dude, you just read that off the safety card from the pocket in the back of the seat.”
“No, no–it’s magic!”
Talk me into getting an SUV over a minivan
So is falling asleep whlie RECIEVING oral really all that bad?
"Cause like a princess she was laying there
Moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
I dozed off in my Chevy van
But that’s alright with me
Men vs women- take NO for a answer?
Annoying form of argument
I crap bigger than you (way TMI)
Seeking a balanced assessment of my recent behavior
All of us office bathroom users wish you’d stop getting the all-you-can-eat buffet at the new Mexican joint.
Clever hacks that you’ve never gotten to work
Serving animal dishes with the head attached…ewww…why?
Sorry to hear that The Food Channel won’t feature your “Paleo Lamb Chops”.
Any fans of the film “That Thing You Do”
Mistaking the Real Thing for a Parody
Wait, the Beatles weren’t based on the Wonders?