Just woke up at 4:30 am SCREAMING from a horrible nightmare
Cars with Scottish names
The McTavish Steamer!
The Ferguson XKE!
AAaaaaiiieeeee!
West Coasters: How are you doing in this heat wave?
Naked and Afraid and Violating Lockdown
I can absolutely sympathize.
Should I have my dog undergo some dental extractions?
Favorite Safety Training
That’s a bit harsh.
What did Sheelba of the Eyeless Face say to Fafhrd and the Mouser as they were leaving Lankhmar?
Have you ever had ice milk?
Profound.
Jeez, I thought I was reading the “jokes” thread, and I am trying and trying to figure out the “ice milk” pun. (Eye silk?..)
It is in the realm of the Non-Sequitur, as when AZATHOTH finally awoke from its endless slumber to universal dread and panic, only to announce that it was merely seeking a nice pulled pork sandwich.
No, it was a real thread title in Cafe Society:
What’s For Dinner Tonight: Episode 2021 – A New Hope
Forgotten desserts
Recommend free websites folks should know about
Up to 20 lbs of poop!
Not bad. But I’m holding out for free delivery.
What 1990s alternative rock bands do you think have stood the test of time?
Real music died in the 1970s
I guess that answers that, then.
Today in nature I saw
Babies are WEIRD pt2
Baby Robins
I’ve been stuffing 'em all with worms today, but they’re still hungry.
My ex was so dumb they thought
They’re letting Bill Cosby out of prison
Short trip to Maine - what to do?
Wearing an adult onesie
Don’t hike in the woods, the bears will laugh themselves sick.
How to achieve immortality?
Wearing an adult onesie
Okay, so is there another copy of me out there in the multiverse?
Wearing an adult onesie
Even worse, you have a duplicate in an aquamarine caftan and a Yankees cap.
What’s the best way to wield a knife in a fight?
Trying to pay on eBay
I can understand the frustration, but you should really give PayPal’s dispute resolution process a try first.
Does Jeff Bezos have any lifelong ambitions beyond what hes doing now
Blue Origin launching people into space in July
"And then, after I have launched myself into outer space, I will CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!"
So I guess that’s a “yes”.
Smell Memories
My dog is weird
Actually, it’s normal for a Lab to revisit the spot where someone dropped a hot dog years before.
My mother was scammed by a tech support person
What happened to your bedroom when you went to college?
Mom had to allow the tech support person to live there rent-free, to prevent Microsoft from foreclosing on our house.
How do I find a competent electrician for my house?
Has Spirit Airlines gotten any better
They’re really crappy at house wiring, but I don’t mind since they bring me lots of those little liquor bottles.