Clueless white guy asks another race-related question
What can I do with old bedsheets?
I’m gonna say “not that.”
No way I can top that, but let’s see:
Which came first, life or DNA?
Wearing an adult onesie.
I think that’s the final life-stage, actually.
More Jokes
Just how busy are the British royal family?
If you know what I mean.
More Jokes
Attorneys And Physicians Are Beautiful People
Hahahaha! Good one!
How to achieve immortality?
Non Slip Socks for Dogs
Meh, that might be worth a plaque at PetSmart. On the other hand, they’re carving a new profile on Mount Rushmore for the Thundershirt guy.
Weirdest names you’ve ever heard
Cataract Surgery
She married Gastric Bypass, and they had a whole bunch of minor procedures.
New Zealand is the World’s Oldest Continuous Democracy
New Zealand is an evil colonialist country
The Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde of countries, in fact.
Seeking Netflix Anime recommendations
Top Chef Season 18 - Portland
I know reality shows often switch things up in later seasons, but this is ridiculous.
The Bundys are at it again.
They’re letting Bill Cosby out of prison
Oh, those Bundys!
My ex was so dumb they thought
New Zealand is the world’s oldest continuous democracy
I just got back from Abkhazia. Ask me anything!
Ok whos the asshole here?
Ok whos the asshole here?
Our New Boy!
Oh, you’re gonna be great parents.
“I can’t…(fill in the blank)
How do I find a competent electrician for my house?
Hire someone who doesn’t have “I can’t…(fill in the blank)” on their business card.
Entirely Benign, Appropriate Things That Make You Seethe
Insulin discovered in 1921
Up to 20 lbs of poop!
Lake Mead at 36% of Capacity
We should encourage more visitors to make up the shortfall.
Your experiences with other message boards
Entirely Benign, Appropriate Things That Make You Seethe
They’re not nearly as good
Just woke up at 4:30 am SCREAMING from a horrible nightmare
Question about teens wearing pajama pants
Pretty scary, but not as frightening as Hillary Clinton in a onesie.
Why is the SDMB membership declining, and what’s the best way to add younger members?
NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes
Well, it’s bound to be more appealing to the younger generation than “Identify this silent film through charades”.
Today (July 12 2021) is the 125th Anniversary of Revere Beach
What’s noteworthy about your day in the MMP?
The hard part of money laundering
Could we put humans on Mercury?
If you really want the money to be untraceable, it has to go through Mercury.
Don’t ask me why.