Yes he can!
How do i get my dogs in my new loft bed?
How can an incline be 106%?
Sorry, doggies. Heh, heh.
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My final cat
Shouldn’t that be Pussy Nomore?
Usability of captured Russian equipment
UK Police and sidearms
Hooliganism would decline markedly if bobbies started carrying shoulder-fired rockets.
Has anyone ever been arrested in the United States for farting illegally?
Consumption to ensure a properly small Cologuard stool specimen
Russia invades Ukraine
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What do you believe firmly with zero evidence?
Polish Mig 29s
Shackleton’s Antarctic ship “Endurance” found
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Interviewer at AVN awards show: So did you get your stage name because you were able to outlast your co-stars?
Endurance: No, my mom was a big Shackleton fan.
Topics for which you think you’ve read every single book about
How often do Eskimos poop?
The illustrated encyclopedias are my favorite genre.
What is Putin thinking will happen after he dies?
Prime Minister Boris Johnson tries to lead the UK
…and Lenin led the Soviet Union for years after being entombed, so there’s ample precedent.
Beautiful women keep approaching me
Anyone else getting massively spammed?
What would be the charges for stealing the Declaration of Independence?
High velocity water missile defense?
“Judge, unless you issue a not guilty verdict in this case, you’re going to get very wet.”
Beautiful women keep approaching me
OTC Self-defense Sprays Don’t Work!
The Bundys are at it again.
Intuitively debunking a perpetual motion machine
Mr Bundy, in this country we obey the laws of physics!
AIs getting confused
Chewing with mouth open
It was only a matter of time before they introduced Artificial Stupidity.
Sequential posts that showed up on my Facebook feed this morning:
- An ad from the Nature journal urging me to subscribe because it offers, “Trust, rigour and authority in every issue”
followed by:
- A promo from Retraction Watch. “Authors request retraction of study in Nature journal and look into four more papers.”
Ooopsie.
What defunct message boards did you participate in?
Time Travellers’ Potluck Party
I got tired of people responding to my comments before I posted them. 
James Webb Space Telescope successfully launches
NASA to test next moon rocket soon
Well, they weren’t going to test it soon, but the JWST talked them into it
If you met God what questions would you ask him?
Is there a way to stop my sheets from balling up into a bowling ball in the clothes dryer?
What foods tend to fight diarrhea?
How do I fix my email?
Thanks loads, now I gotta scrub my inbox. 