When in discourse of sequential threads

What exactly makes a car “sporty” and makes crossovers not sporty?
9mm handguns

Things to smear/spread/sprinkle on or otherwise apply to toast or similar surfaces

Help me with the ‘snot’ rhyme

Molotov cocktail questions
Cost/benefit of Amazon Prime

You save a lot on fast shipping. Just don’t fall for “Used - Excellent Condition”.

Characters too awful to exist
Citizen Trump (et al.)

Do People Go Out for a Punch Up?
They’re always empty!

Last time I went out for a punch up, the bouncer at the flat roof said that they were all out of hooligans, and I came all the way from America since all the yoots these days are just looking at their phones.

Sanctions on Russia for invading Ukraine
Substitute yogurt for sour cream in Beef Stroganoff?

That’s one way to piss off the Russians I guess.

And anyway, shouldn’t we be calling it Freedom Beef with Mushrooms now?

This made my day! LOLOL!

Why do Ukranian refugees look so well off?
Electrons, Muons, and Taus

It’s the little things that matter.

Question about shopping for groceries in NYC
Molotov cocktail questions

“Uh, that’d be aisle 3, next to the Margarita mix.”

Anna Netrebko fired from the Met Opera
Songs that reveal amazing dickitude from the singer

Not a good idea to substitute “Vlad Is The Man For Me” for “O mio babbino caro”.

I found a hole in my yard. A really big, deep hole. Now what?

Fill 'Er Up!

Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

What do you believe firmly with zero evidence?
Let’s Go 106 M.P.H. on a Sharp Curve.

If it doesn’t end well the first time, try try again.

Funny Names For Porn Stars
Polls only: No discussion

Hey! I prefer porn movies that have discussion instead of just polling!

Taking your dog out in the snow
Do People Go Out for a Punch Up?

“My husky has a great time bounding around in the snow, but your pug just sinks down and looks stupid.”

“Oh yeah, buddy?”

(THWOCK)

Why do Ukranian refugees look so well off?
Estate Planning & Social Security

What would you do if money were literally no object
Replacing grass with clover

Restaurant drops “poutine” from its menu
Funny Names For Porn Stars

I guess Poutine is now available

Actress is pregnant but no one notices
A series about Julia Child

“Dang, Julia better cut back on them soufflés.”

What’s the deal with the construction/maintenance trades?
Meet Bob

Bob the Builder?

Will he enlighten us?

Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
Box of human heads stolen in Denver

When the mods said they were cracking down on sockpuppets, they weren’t kidding. :scream: