If you met God what questions would you ask him?
Why no nationwide hot dog chains?
If you met God what questions would you ask him?
Do you still carry a wallet? If so, how old are you?
Is there any “Nazi Germany Wins World War 2” media that mentions what would happen to Rudolf Hess?
Pie throwing
“Ja, have another blueberry pie Rudolf, you swine!”
(splat)
What would happen to a human body if a tanks armor piercing shell was fired at it?
Tankless Water Heater
Why no nationwide hot dog chains?
They’re always empty!
Whatever Happened to Canned Hams?
They’re always empty!
Emails you never thought you would send
Pet pictures!
You get a puppy and good intentions go out the window.
If you met God what questions would you ask him?
On High School career guidance recommendations. .
“Are there a lot of career opportunities for a Supreme Being?”
Hilarious math errors posted on Social Media
Trump’s Accounting firm says a decade of TrumpCo financial statements are unreliable
Thread winner!
Caribbean Travel Advice Needed (and kind of fast)
How many corpses have you seen in the wild?
If they’re beginning to stack up on the beach, it might be advisable to find another resort.
What to do with a found iPhone? What would y’all do?
Recommendation for new phone service
The best closing lines/stanzas in songs
I Microwaved a Kiwifruit
I Microwaved a Kiwifruit
Which started the whole world crying
But I didn’t see
That the joke was on me, oh no
Russia invades Ukraine
Remembering ‘Gotcha Ya’
‘Gotcha ya! Just like I got Crimean Peninsula!’ said Vlad.
Polls only: No discussion
What is Your Telephone Persona for Spammers and Scammers
My persona is to answer “E - All of the above” to pollsters
The return of Law and Order Mothership
what THE HELL is this object on Mars?
It’s obviously the Law and Order Mothership.
Question for fellow Landlords
How quickly will dietary changes show up in bloodwork?
Once you start sucking the blood of the tenant class, your parameters should show improvement rapidly.
What do you believe firmly with zero evidence?
Teeth whiteners (home versions) - Anyone have success with them?
Any day now, I’ll wake up with brilliant white teeth!
Will Boris Johnson resign?
Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene MUST GO!
Is Putin crazy enough to move into the Baltic countries?
Ukraine and Russia with Trump still at the helm
Florida Man charged with stealing Speaker’s Podium
You know, I’m starting to get a tetch worried about current world leadership.
Question for fellow Landlords
Any reason against a tattoo of Athena?
No, but to make the most dynamic impression, consider a giant tattoo of Cerberus, the three-headed dog of the underworld on your chest.