Gentlemen: You die and are an organ donor. What if
Movie Marathon (Part 2)
It should include Coma, Human Harvest and Cardiac Arrest.
Surely a Big John Holmes flick as well?
Have you had genetic counseling? Tell me about it
Should we get married?
“Only one in ten in our family look like Neanderthals” is hardly reassuring.
Romulan Dildo Proclaims Self Queen Of Canada
Ottawa Dopers, how are you doing?
Well, Ottawa is a long way from Victoria…
Someone Needs to Invent
Third of humanity dies
Brainstorming by the Pfizer vaccine development team? 
What would it take for you to think a head of state should, or would,resign in disgrace?
Third of humanity dies
But wouldn’t they deserve a second chance?
I just sold my house for $2000
Well, nobody ever said not to do that!
Do you have an alibi?
Romulan Dildo Proclaims Self Queen Of Canada
Should you give your baby a unique name?
Only if you want them to be famous.
Instant hot water heaters
Someone Needs to Invent
Your current first-world problems
My body is falling apart
Polls only: No discussion
Well, nobody ever said not to do that!
Fun things to do during a one day layover in downtown Chicago
Why don’t you lift weights?
From outtatown, huh? What brings you to the gym?
Fun things to do during a one day layover in downtown Chicago
Third of humanity dies
If you pick rush hour, it should put a gratifying dent in outgoing traffic on the Dan Ryan Expressway.
Islamic State (IS) leader (Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurayshi) blew self up during US raid
Well, nobody ever said not to do that!
So, what made you smile today?
More Jokes [NO RAPE JOKES allowed]
Should you give your baby a unique name?
Advantages of Honey?
If it’s good enough for a Bond girl…
Advice on “accepting the bad with the good” (family relationships)
Masturbating while breastfeeding
Shows that break reality/introduce supernatural elements but
RIP Bob Saget
They’re going to CGI him just to kill him off in the next Shamalamadingdong twister.
My daughter’s homework question (math/trigonometry)
Can jello be reset?
Let’s see: If \sin \jello = \sin \alphasinθ=120F then \theta=stir for 30 sec.\pi+(refrigerate-1)^{n}\alphaθ=nπ+(−1), carry the 3…
Nope.
What members of law enforcement are trained/allowed to lie, to whom, and to what extent?
Self checkout at grocery store
“Put…your…CUCUMBERS…in…the.bag…and…keep…your…steaks…where…I…can…see…them…OFFICER.”