What do you think will happen when the water level at Lake Mead falls below 1050 feet?
Date ideas
“Hey, there’s a lotta new ground now around Lake Mead. Wanna go explore it? we can pack a lunch.”
Explain English geography to me
Why does Russia not want Ukraine in NATO?
Because it’s not in the North Atlantic, duh.
The Kitty Report
And in other news, fish can drive cars
The pig-heart transplant story is even more interesting than I expected!
Animal Planet Headline News
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread
Gang of cats hold blender hostage for nearly a month
Any excuse. …
Redundantly named places
Sirhan Sirhan recommended for parole
No, that’s redundantly named people.
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
Ibidem ibidem ibidem
Nah, too redundant.
Prince Andrew to lose HRH and military titles - just breaking
First official broken bone
We know how to celebrate here in the UK
Assuming you’re ready to deal with the consequences.
Cause of Death in an Obituary Issue
How do you pronounce “burial”
Things have livened up ever so much around here since they put in a “Death and Decomposition” forum.
Things in life that take the exact period of “one sleep” to complete
Laundry Laundry Laundry. BAD x 3!
Cast your bets! How long will my ‘Beto for Gov’ sign remain in my S Texas yard?
Removed by poster
I’m sure none of us saw THAT coming!
Peter Dinklage Rips Disney For ‘Snow White’ Remake: ‘What The Fk Are You Doing?!’
Sour Pickles
Sounds more like sour grapes…
Let’s imagine for a moment that there was no colonization
Self driving cars are decades away
…there are no wars and no religion
My dog will sit, heel and stay
Lennon’s alternate lyrics to “Imagine” sucked too.
If a friend has goofy opinions on one subject?
Dinklage Rips Disney For ‘Snow White’ Remake: ‘What The F****k Are You Doing?!’
Even if his opinion is right, it’s still a Goofy opinion.
Why do we stand up for judges when they enter court?
The Rod of Authority
What’s the worst theatrical production you ever attended
Mr. Loaf: a teachable moment
They never should have let Richard Foreman reimagine “Bat Out of Hell.”
Share your Covidiot stories
Piss drinking
Have you ever been harassed over your hobbies?
Well, nobody ever said not to do that!
Law enforcement is just jealous of your body part collection.
Well, nobody ever said not to do that!
Do you have an alibi?
Gentlemen: You die and are an organ donor. What if
Russia may be about to invade Ukraine
Then they ain’t getting my kidneys, nohow.
Gentlemen: You die and are an organ donor. What if
Prime Minister Boris Johnson tries to lead the UK
I foresee a long list of uses of that first thread title.