I Hate Beatles Fans
I really hate the Amish
…and I really really hate Amish Beatles fans
Calling Canadian Dopers- Cigars
Telegrams as a way to connect to to another person
Nah, that’s redundant.
I’m writing a Christmas screenplay – got any advice?
Fuck you and your card! (lame!)
Screw those shitty reindeer, too!
Bizarre Things You’ve Seen Other Drivers Do This Month
Have you ever screamed? Have you ever heard someone scream?
Not me, but my passengers tend to scream a lot.
What’s the most advanced thing you understood at a young age?
I determined my Bacon and Erdös numbers
Really pissed off Mrs. Schwartz, my kindergarten teacher.
About Pixel, or, the life of a dog [pet loss]
Pet pictures!
I guess I wasn’t clear when I booked a vet appointment
Had that last one been the first…
Have you ever screamed? Have you ever heard someone scream?
My MIL Drives Me Insane!
What went wrong in Hong Kong?
Polls only: No discussion
The ethics of imposing immortality upon a dog
What should our dog learn next?
Why don’t more planes crash?
Ever rented a coffin? Tell me about it
I told Delta I was just planning ahead, but they refused to let me store it in the overhead.
The mathematics of apostolic succession
Citizen Trump (et al)
It’s more likely he’ll win the Nobel Prize than be named Pope Donald I, but who knows what those crazy cardinals will do.
Led by two guys named Mario and Luigi.
Licorice Pizza
No beef on pizza?
They’re saving it for the sequel.
Ripping my CDs to hard drive
RIP Betty White
Yeah, but can you RIP her to a hard drive?
Date ideas
Should you ever even go to an interrogation room with the police? Like, even with your lawyer?
It would certainly make for a memorable evening…
Prostate Biopsy Question
What should our dog learn next?
Robotic surgery. But only if it’s a border collie.
New Zealand to completely outlaw smoking
Yet another reason to visit London
What are your characteristic typos?
RIP Bob Saget
Don’t you mean Bob Seger?.. awww, crap!
How Can The US Heal Its Deep Divisions? How Did It Do So Previously?
Watch Bald Eagle eggs hatch
Well, it’s a distraction
The Kitty Report
What’s your favorite part of a cat?