What To Do Or Say When A Doctor Examines Your Privates?
Do you have a preference for small or large dogs?
…if you know what I mean.
What was your most tortuous school activity - as a parent?
Golfing for snakes
I tried to enjoy father-son golf tournaments, but no matter how I lined up putts, the snakes kept wriggling past the hole.
What To Do Or Say When A Doctor Examines Your Privates?
What do you think will happen when the water level at Lake Mead falls below 1050 feet?
What’s this gummy stuff on my clothes after I wash them?
Either is a good conversational gambit to lighten the moment. But the latter question might lead to unnecessary medical tests.
Tiny, unimportant things that folks get all bothered about
Grasshopper in my arugula
What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?
Brain Trauma resulting in genius?
Tiny, unimportant things that people get all bothered about
Cervical cancer
Nooo, I think that’s a legit reason to get upset.
Another “old doggie nearing the end” thread (long) (and sad): update, dog has improved
Happy 96th, Your Majesty {2022‐04‐21}
Bit disrespectful, I think…
What To Do Or Say When A Doctor Examines Your Privates?
Tell me about the Christian flag
“We just call it the foreskin.”
How does one get the Hells Angels off your back?
A plastic glass, an online paper, and other material contradictions
“Hey tough guy, why is your whiskey glass called a glass when it’s made out of plastic?”
“I don’t kno…Aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!”
What’s the Deal With Shen Yun’s Latest Tagline?
They wouldn’t fly now
“…but they would have flown before Communism!”
How does one get the Hells Angels off your back?
American Motors, Rambler, Nash, etc
Guys, take it from me, you’ll look way cooler riding in a pack of vintage Nash Ramblers.
The ‘Flos Carmeli’ Has Never Failed For Me ONCE
Why do so many people still believe in God?
There’s one reason.
How does one get the Hells Angels off your back?
Do you use a different accent or dialect, depending on who you speak to?
In this case, I’d drop the affected upper-class British accent.
Leaving food on your plate
When you’re late for work
“Youcangivemyomelettothedoggottarunbye!”
Will residential solar panels hold resale value?
The U.K. receives less sunlight than almost all of the USA?
Please explain Buy - Borrow - Die to me
Planning a trip to NYC in mid-Oct
You’ve got an excellent chance to Buy or Die in NYC. Just don’t expect to be able to borrow stuff from random strangers.
Phrases/terms that aggravate the hell out of you
Had to return adopted doggo
Why are docs and hospitals still using faxes?
Pet pictures!
Advice on which cat bed to get
Can humans take a lesson from canines?
Yeah. The dogs say “Don’t worry about getting a cat bed. The cat will just steal your bed.”
Quick, what’s your current earworm?
Music to relieve the pressure