Big airplanes–where does it end?
Is there a limit to how big you can make an open ocean ship?
This is America, buddy. And if I want a TV bigger than my whole house, I’m gonna have one.
Challenge us with a non-famous line from a movie
Do uncut fingernails grow forever?
It’s from Titanic! Or maybe Eraserhead. Gimme a minute…
I’m pretty sure it’s from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.
Today in nature I saw
Everest: Just Don’t Do It
Humorous signs and warnings
Prime Minister Boris Johnson tries to lead the UK
Creative Vandalism
Old Magazine Ad: Spider Monkeys Through The Mail
Freakouts of the Right
To be fair, I’d be a bit disconcerted to find a monkey in my mailbox, too.
Worst movie of the century so far?
Chip and Dale: The Motion Picture
ISWYDT (if, indeed, you were referencing PET scans)
Under “Suggested Topics:”
Can we get rid of “retard” next?
A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers
Has organized crime ever hurt/killed someone as a favor for a super low level person?
Can horseradish cause an actual burn?
“I can’t stand squealers! Give him horseradish sauce - with ghost peppers!!”
Buying a battery-powered lawn mower: self-propelled or not? (Need answer fast!)
Attempting to murder someone that is already dead
You need a high-powered mower like the Ryobi Body-Mulcher.
Naval officer: Up, or out?
Aquarium on wheels
It may sound like a demotion from destroyer Captain, but it 's really a very prestigious posting.
Ever had a bank tell you ‘Take your money and go’? CapitalOne
I Found A 1940 Nickel In My Change Purse!
Fine! Now take your nickel and get out of our bank!
Should you give your baby a unique name?
If a fly married a mouse, which do you consider to be the most disgusting choice?
Under the circumstances, Scourgio or Shitleigh would make the baby feel special.
Misread thread titles
It’s GAYLORD! GAY- LORD!
Not a gun buy-back scheme, but
AK47 buy back scheme!
Magic: Making Big Things Disappear
Is youtubetime.com gone?
The Last Howard Johnson’s has closed
Why all the hate against Amber Heard?
If Amber wasn’t so snooty about her dining out choices, we’d still have those wonderful clam strip dinners and 28 different kinds of ice cream. 
Hey! There’s this thing I really really really love
Cataract Surgery
Pirates and Pick-Up Lines
” Who are you”
No, that’s “Who arrrrrrrrr you.”