Queen Elizabeth II Still Has A Lot of Powers
How are you preparing for the coming fascist authoritarian regime?
She better stay on her side of the Atlantic, is all I’m saying.
What do you think will happen when the water level at Lake Mead falls below 1050 feet?
Women with little girl voices
…human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together…
Your idea of a weak album start
Pacific Cod
The Bottom Feeders didn’t get in the swim until their hit single, “Floundering Without You”.
In your humble opinion, who are your countries “national treasures”? (other countries, too, if you like!)
Women with little girl voices
Why does my nose often run while I defectate?
Odd experience with satellite radio
Actually, a lot of people react that way to Howard Stern.
Recommendations for my road trip (Charlotte to Jacksonville)?
Thinking about buying an e-bike - suggestions/tips?
I wouldn’t recommend the e-bike unless Charlotte is less than about 30 km from Jacksonville.
NASA begins to powerdown Voyagers. (mission will continue, but with less instruments)
Big power outage south of Silicon Valley
Exactly which power-off switch did you hit, Bob?
In your humble opinion, who are your countries “national treasures”? (other countries, too, if you like!)
Coyotes, rats and cats
The “Am I Old?” Test
Help a newbie with the Telegram app
Step 1. Saddle up your horse & ride to the Western Union office…
What Would Be The Toughest Human Thing To Explain To Aliens?
Whose is The Funniest Stand Up Comedian of All Time?
“You say Milton Ber-lee was more humorous than our own St189#&$? You crazy!”
What memes or bumper stickers actually make a good point?
The Atheist 10 Commandments
I want my new place to smell nice
Stop honking so much!
Is that what they’re calling it nowadays?
How do “abortion pills” work?
Stop honking so much!
They stop you from honking so much, if you know what I mean.
Why do antacids normally come in bottles of 96?
Black Norwegians
…in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires…
When doctors were drafted (USA), how were their ranks assigned?
Use of ambiguous letters in security codes
Or, at least, that’s how we got Major Major Major Major.
What superpower would you like to have?
I want my new place to smell nice
(snaps fingers) Attar of roses! No, wait…deep dish pepperoni pizza! I must use this power wisely. 
I want my new place to smell nice
What Would Be The Toughest Human Thing To Explain To Aliens?
They’d have a hard time wrapping their pointy little heads around Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candles.
What Would Be The Toughest Human Thing To Explain To Aliens?
Man falsely imprisoned 17 days because American Airlines falsely accuses him of shoplifting
It’s hard enough to explain that to humans…
Movies ruined by “Happy Endings”. So spoilers, I hope
What is this caboose fixture?
The government forced all trains to install a caboose with a huge smiley face in the back. They called the legislation the Happy Endings Locomotive Law.
Baby nicknames
$8 an inch?
That’s what my baby calls me, at least.