How to get rid of an old piano?
Levying war on the United States
city folk what do you think about the bison?
What defines an organisation as rogue
“Hell’s Tourist Stompers” is up to no good.
I just moved from the US to Scotland
Anyone else seriously considering leaving?
Nope, you’re on your own, laddie.
city folk what do you think about the bison?
How Do You Know You’re Drunk?
A clue is if you try to jump on the bison’s back for a real old-time rodeo experience.
How did you come to leave home as a young person?
Levying war on the United States
Levying war on the United States
Looking for load-bearing plastic blocks (cheap)
You don’t mess around, do you?
Why did all the McDonaldland characters disappear
What Is The Largest Animal That Lacks A Tongue?
“Let’s go play with the the Giant Clam, Ronald. Oh nooooooo!!!”
Describe the current Zeitgeist
White spots in my mouth and throat
Which Is Worse: Hot and Humid, or VERY Hot and Dry?
One night in Montreal
Be careful out there. Fireworks mishaps 2022 edition
I have quit drinking
Looks like you picked the wrong week…
Without saying your age, what’s something from your childhood that a younger person wouldn’t understand?
How were you meant to order off this kind of 19th century menu?
Man, how old ARE you?
How does a doctor pursue a specialty?
ID this mystery tuber
Uh, that’s beyond my scope of practice, so I’ll refer you to my esteemed colleague who’s board certified in tuberology, Dr. Potato Head.
There is an actual real US politician named Tommy Tuberville. I always thought that name sounded like a cheap mascot for a second-rate brand of potato snacks…
Best way to find an appropriate lawyer
White Castle sugar roll
You’ll get a quicker response with a roll of $100s.
What is going on at Pearson Airport?
I have quit drinking
Looks like you picked a bad week to quit…
Stuff you discovered about being older…
Divorce and Obituaries
What is going on at Pearson Airport?
Urban planning and wildlife ( birds)
Geese are bad enough, but you really don’t want to encounter a gaggle of urban planners during takeoff.
More Jokes
Ordered a “special” pizza
Let me guess, they either ordered it with “white sauce” or they ordered it with “extra biscuits”.
To the French ear, when is best to use ‘habiter’ and when ‘vivre’?
Divorce and Obituaries
It sounds better after a divorce to say “Elle n’habite ici”, instead of “Elle ne vive plus”.
Challenge us with a non-famous line from a movie
Wow, that’s a great cover of that song
Hmmmm…was that from the G-rated version of The Commitments?