How does a Horseshoe Crab find the Water after Breeding?
Calling the police for non-police matters?
“Hello 911? I’m here on the beach and can’t figure out where the water is, and…hello? hello?”
What do your friends and relatives eat that you find to be just plain nasty?
Potato Pie
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Do You Know You’re Drunk?
How long to learn to ride a horse?
Keep a sheet of graph paper, and plot the time it takes to learn to ride a horse versus the time it takes until you need to see a man about a horse, and when they cross, you’re drunk.
How Do You Know You’re Drunk?
Generic (off brand) printer ink
Damn. I could’ve sworn I was drinking Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum.
What disorder makes a person suddenly intolerant of greasy food and cold liquid?
Help me plan a birthday trip to NYC (in August)
Ignore the haters. Sal’s Pizza in Bensonhurst is a must.
What I learned on my most recent European vacation
Driving the speed limit or less is fun!
Some people find satisfaction in the most mundane of things.
Say something that is true to a person in 1985 that will make you sound like a crazy person
“Half of Americans anticipate a U.S. civil war soon, survey finds”
How do you want your ugly bag of mostly water disposed of?
Multiple streams of income
So, a body parts pre-sale?
What convinced you to believe in God, if you didn’t before?
Multiple streams of income
Hey, they don’t call it the “World Harvest Church” for nothing.
Working from home: Do you masturbate during work hours?
Polls only: No discussion
Well, thank you for that!
Go-Go Vacation! - A MMP
Russia invades Ukraine {2022-02-24}
We’ve got Monkeypox!
Tell us about your worst vacation ever
I might not stick around for the video presentation about this trip, assuming anyone survived…
How to see Dr. faster
Funny real life names
Say something that is true to a person in 1985 that will make you sound like a crazy person
What are your electric vehicle plans?
Seen yesterday in sequence in the “Latest” list:
Tell us about your worst vacation ever
Man Wards off Emus with Pool Noodles
All I wanted was a week of simple peace and quiet …
Punchlines to Dirty Jokes
TomTom GPS and the Black Hole of [del]Calcutta[/del] Franklin Square
Now I want to hear the joke itself.
This popped up again today but in reverse order.
What convinced you to believe in God, if you didn’t before?
Driving in HOV lanes
It’s a miracle!
2022 US Senate Races
A fractious nut
You’ll have to be more specific.
Say something that is true to a person in 1985 that will make you sound like a crazy person
How can Amazon still have such suckass search a quarter century and billions into it?