Ornithology Question
Can forensics match DNA in poop?
Yes, and the days of you little bastids crapping on my windshield and getting away with it are over.
Not threads here, but in my Facebook feed this morning. (Paraphrased)
First, a post from snopes.com, with a headline along the lines of “This photo does not show a couple having sex in church because they were unable to conceive.”
Immediately followed by an ad for Virgin Travel.
Stuff you discovered about being older…
A fractious nut
I prefer to think of myself as an elder statesman.
What is a reasonable number (of sexual partners)?
The morality of not limiting human contact as much as possible
Delete this post please
Does the cancel culture need to extend this far?
How to contact an author?
Manacles, shackles, neck…?
Seems a bit extreme. Maybe just say nasty things about them at your next book club meeting?
New dog - Suggest names
Making Distinctions, Hoarding and Intolerance
“Bad Dog, Making Distractions!. How many times have I told you to stop digging in the garden?”
Psychedelics and Depression
Possible help for Tinnitus?
No, but psilocybin works great on plantar warts.
Roger Waters is a tankie
How are gas prices in your area?
At these low prices, even Roger Waters couldn’t complain about filling up his gas tank.
Side hustle ideas
Psychedelics and Depression
With a couple of mouse clicks you too could start a fabulous part-time career as a psychologist dealing prescribing acid for your depressed patients.
What is a reasonable number (of sexual partners)?
Self driving cars are still decades away
Yeah, better keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel.
Cat-Sitter refused US entry; Also asked if she had an Abortion
Tell us an interesting random fact you stumbled across
Answer to 2nd is the 1st.
Tell us about your worst vacation ever?
Selling Deodorant - Men vs Women
“If you buy this case of Bob’s All-Gender Roll-On, me and the missus can afford to go see Hoover Dam, and…wait!” (SLAM)
Psychedelics and Depression
Life under Attila the Hun
“Man…sacked and pillaged again? Pass the pipe.”
I don’t understand otherwise well-meaning liberals who continue to eat meat
NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes
“Burn me a good, thick one, Pete. Meat and potatoes.”
- John Wayne, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.
How are gas prices in your area?
Is hatred towards EV’s due to the belief in a apocalyptic future?
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Why are hospitals so devilishly uncomfortable?
Snakes! With Robot Legs!
Might be time to get your medication adjusted
Largest now extinct land animal living since invention of writing
Instructional Associate Professor?
Yes. Publish or perish, they say. 
What names would you choose for post scarcity space stations?
Is Mazda reliable now?
The Tesla Space Station would be cooler, but Mazda’s a better bet to keep up payments for the naming rights.
What is a reasonable number (of sexual partners)?
What are Swedish suburbs like?
I’m getting reality show vibes here…