Say something that is true to a person in 1985 that will make you sound like a crazy person
Two different security confirmation codes failed to come through on my email today
Say something that is true to a person in 1985 that will make you sound like a crazy person
Japan Wants Young People to Drink More Alcohol
I’ll drink to that, even though I’m not a young person!
[From different forums (IMHO and MPSIMS), but they showed up together under “Latest” on the home page.]
Differences in the usage of “bore”, etc., between American and U.K. English
Instructional Associate Professor?
Ouch, that’s harsh.
This is probably just an old joke, but supposedly the Yellow Pages once contained an entry that read “Boring: See civil engineers.”
I used to live a couple blocks from “Boring Insurance”. Turns out the guy’s last name was “Boring” and, really, what other kinds of business could he get into? Boring House Design? Boring Automobile Sales? Boring Landscapers?
Looks like he got himself some partners:
I used to regularly pass thru Boring, Oregon. Its sister cities are Dull, Scotland and Bland, Australia.
And I once found an old map at my office titled, “Boring Locations in [NAME] County.” To be honest, it would be easier to show the places that weren’t boring.
Superheroes sometimes called “The …
Movies you’ve seen recently
There are a lot of superheroes sharing names with the movies I’ve seen recently.
How does a professor build his esteem?
Please recommend a doorbell that does this
The Ring Ego Inflater Doorbell provides a gratifying welcome for self-doubting academic visitors.
(presses button) “Congratulations, you’ll soon have papers published in top-tier journals, and you’re a cinch for tenure!”
Why are hospitals so devilishly uncomfortable?
Couple Caught Having Sex on a Ferris Wheel
The MRI scanner was too doggone cramped.
Can you sell somebody else’s soul to the devil?
Crypto bro wants divorce settlement reconsidered after his ex-wife’s sensible finances hold up better than his crashing coins
This is definitely a movie plot. Crypto bro needs money. Decides to sell ex-wife’s soul to the devil. But the Devil will only pay with Terra Luna coin.
Anti-Homeless Benches with Armrests - Do they really prevent sleeping?
Armchair psychologists, have at it!
Storage Wars - body parts version
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board
Is that why they haven’t been posting lately?
Cause of Death
Intranasal odor of acetaminophen
Almost as deadly as tasting cilantro. 
Morbid: What would be the effect of electrocuting someone for 20 years?
Space-based solar power?
Bubba, with your glow so bright
You can fuel our shuttle flight
Is a dating red flag the same as a deal-breaker?
What’s “stupid”?
I’d call it a deal-breaker.
How Many First Cousins Do You Have?
Is a dating red flag the same as a deal-breaker?
…and is being a first cousin a deal-breaker, or just a red flag?
It’s true. I’ve seen it.
(in the uk if that makes any difference)
Industrial noises common to residents of North America
Is a dating red flag the same as a deal-breaker?
If she’s producing “industrial noises” during dinner (or other activities) then yeah, it should be a deal-breaker.
Cell Phone Use and PSAs Against Distracted Driving: What Seems Excessive to You?
Getting into Vatican Museum - Oops
I just looked down to send one text, and suddenly the Apollo Belvedere crashed through my windshield…