Did you ever have a nickname unrelated to your given name?
What’s “stupid”?
Question on building a chicken run
Will it flush? (Need answer fast!)
Vision question
Couldn’t the Webb telescope get better photos of Jupiter?
Say something that is true to a person in 1985 that will make you sound like a crazy person
What are some of the greatest things you know now that you wished you knew back then?
Getting into Vatican Museum - Oops
Help me pick out a coffee table
Leo X had some nifty furniture. But you’ll need to grease the museum guards.
Give me examples of challenges which are Whelming
Longest Ingrown Hair You’ve Had?
I had to change the blade in my razor, but I was up to the challenge!
Do you consider these phrases passive-aggressive?
Does this count as useful exercise?
What’s the temperature at your house these days?
How Many First Cousins Do You Have?
Now, I’m not saying you’re an inbred sloth who’s wasting electricity, I’m just asking questions…
Separated by 10, but worth it:
Smarter minds and, uh, butts in the MMP
Your smart-ass response when the doctor’s assistant asks how much you drink
Would you buy a stickshift car in 2022?
Is this why they call us old farts?
Cattle Mutilations
Have you disabled Windows 10 updates?
There’s no time to waste!
Can older women dress young?
How do the (college) kids these days do research for school?
I swear, ma’am, I’m not just hanging out on this corner to film every woman. It’s research for a college course!
Question for tree experts
Just how does generalized anesthesia really work?
Well, most trees aren’t very much awake to start with, so it doesn’t matter. Except for Ents and Huorns. If you leave them alone they’ll just fall asleep. In an emergency, try an Ent Draught.
I don’t know what you do about Apple Trees in Oz or the tree from From Hell It Came. Or Groot. Try having Mantis do a mind meld with Groot.
What’s your Renaissance humanist name?
Disneytize your name
Goofy Agricola, at your service.
One thing that would make your life happier
Denatured alcohol - wait, WTF
Do you consider these phrases passive-aggressive?
How Many First Cousins Do You Have?
If you want to rag on my West Virginia heritage, be open about it. 
Saw an ad in a local paper for “white milk”. What does that term mean to you?
Suppressed Animosity
Personal opinions on Rat poison
The case for nuclear power
That’s right, nuke the little bastards!
Things you don’t “get” anymore
General car talk
I used to get it, before NPR stopped playing reruns.
Separated by four:
I can do amazing things with my eyes
Eyelid eczema - anyone else?
A plane threatens Walmart
A first experience with old airplane
Well, whatever you do, don’t crash it into a Walmart.
(Too soon?)
Let’s talk about the science of leaving the fridge door open
Apollo 13 Design Change
It seemed like a cheap way to achieve cabin cooling, but the weightless drinks and condiments got really messy.