When in discourse of sequential threads

I logged on/in to SDMB to be presented with this not very subtle message :-

https://i.ibb.co/TWw9Rhz/sdmb.png

Plot twist: the next responses were by InnagaddadavitaGuy and NunchukLover53.

What would we be left with if we parked Saturn into Earth’s orbit?
Spanish hat thieves

Exactly!

Hypothetical: South Korea absorbs North Korea
A modest proposal: South Korea buys North Korea

Suggestion: South Korea rents to own North Korea, moves out leaving a mess, forfeits security deposit.

Are you a cheap bastard?
Is there a price point where office chairs stop being squeaky, creaky, fragile crap?

If so, stop being a cheap bastard and buy a decent chair.

Does descriptive linguistics mean “anything goes”?
Mezuzot on a Christian home

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

CNN anchor Bernard Shaw dead at 82
Pie throwing

Well, that’s too bad. And whoever’s thinking of dumping a barrel of icy cold Gatorade on Dan Rather, shame on you.

What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?

Pie throwing

I just installed a hoist on an I-beam. I have a question about it
What would we be left with if we parked Saturn into Earth’s orbit?

You’re going to need a bigger hoist.

What’s the Attraction in the Hudson Valley?
The United States of Africa

Best theme park I’ve ever been to, outside of Clyde Peeling’s Reptiland.

What to ask the gastroenterologist
If you are living with a significant other, would you like to engage in an experiment

Uh, sorry, but we’re booked solid for the rest of the year.

If you are living with a significant other, would you like to engage in an experiment
Where is a cat’s penis?

We could find it together if we experiment!

Soft porn ads
Test picture

Liar

Can’t access some education sites from my house
Where is a cat’s penis?

Were you away from school that day?

I pit DrDeth

Pitting Honeybadger

Can I pit myself?

Whoa! Let’s not get carried away, here!

What happens with British throne if a child is in the womb?
How reliable is Uber?

If the succession is really, really important, I’d go with Lyft.

A modest proposal: South Korea buys North Korea
Weed and Mexico

South Korea should stick with weed and Mexico. Makes the party a lot more mellow.

What or where was the shi"iest place you’ve ever lived?
Black Toilet Seats - Common in Your Area?

Weird sensation from a minor scrape
Amputation without anesthesia?

Black Knight: It’s only a flesh wound. …I’ve had worse.

What to Do for Anhedonia
Is Ok OK now?

Nah. Too damn jolly.