Claims of “Ritual Abuse”. Whats the reason?
At what point do you kill Gilligan?
The Satanic Gilligan must die!
Help the Chemistry Novice–Phenolphthalein and Sodium Hydroxide
Do you still consider Subway healthy?
I always wondered how they got their tomatoes that odd purple-red color…
The Ugliest Building in the World is Going up next to where I work
I’m moving to London
I have some bad news for you…
What happens with British throne if a child is in the womb?
Drowning in a bathtub
Tough but fair!
A question for entomologists about rough woodlice
Is it possible to create a hydrogen fusion bomb without a fission stage?
Ordinary napalm will take care of rough woodlice. Save the hydrogen fusion bomb for your bedbugs.
Without saying your age, what’s something from your childhood that a younger person wouldn’t understand?
Your Favorite Airplane
Whaddaya mean, the Sopwith Camel dates me?!??
Things that cost WAY more than they should
Pricey (ish), New Shoes with a Loose Sole already - Worth Repairing Myself?
Nope, you’re outta luck. Next time buy some shoes that don’t cost way more than they should!
How quickly could a woman start lactating?
Can a fetus fart?
We’d like a booth in the back, please.
Let’s all have a good week in the MMP
Moaning Sounds on Flights
You weren’t supposed to have that good of a week!
What would get European royal family intermarrying again?
Gas stations offering discounts for cash payment
Gals, do you wear girdles?
Why don’t you lift weights?
What do you think the damn girdle’s for?
More Jokes
Russia invades Ukraine
Let’s all have a good week in the MMP
I know it was a few months ago…but this is brilliant.
Vous êtes trop gentil.
Would you let your dog catch a squirrel?
You Might Be A Redneck?
Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes!
Screw everything
“Bugs Bunny Gets Pissed Off” is one of my favorite cartoons.
Say something that is true to a person in 1985 that will make you sound like a crazy person
Russia invades Ukraine {2022-02-24}
“Want a signboard for that prediction, Nostradamus?”
Quick, what’s your current earworm?
The Care and Treatment of Acute Ear Worms
How to get rid of an old piano?
Your Favorite Airplane
Actually, you can throw it out of any old airplane, not necessarily your favorite one.
What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?
Cheese and pickle sandwich (British)
That scene in “Mary Queen of Scots” was such a gross-out.