Flying cars … finally here!
Facts Which Sound Fake
Why don’t people bathe?
Where to have my calendars made?
Anywhere but Stinky’s Calendar Supply.
How much time will we get to evacuate the right city before an asteroid impact?
What could cause dozens of cardiac arrests at a gathering
“An asteroid impact is expected in 60 seconds. Please exit in an orderly manner.”
Question about gay lifestyle
Why don’t you lift weights?
Who’s gonna tell them?
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
Guitar playing Dopers. Opinions please
Uncle Beer’s cover of “Cleveland Rocks” was dynamite.
I came out to my sister as bisexual last night
Do You Covet Your Neighbour’s Ox?
I gather she was less than understanding.
Brazil presidential election run-off
Does Trump get indicted?
Rishi Sunak tries to lead the UK
Will Twitter’s new ownership alter the political landscape?
We do live in interesting times.
What decisions do English speakers make subconsciously?
Changing tire size
“I can’t explain why I decided 275/75R22 was what I needed for my smart car - it just came to me.”
Name for a fallacy, if it has a name
Can’t buy a coffin without a body?
Fallacy of the excluded contents?
This weird possibly kinky thing I like
What if I wanted a ridiculous tattoo in another language?
The artist didn’t know Esperanto for “Oh yeah, right there.” so she used pig Latin.
This weird possibly kinky thing I like
Voter intimidation
It’s great fun to make loud growling noises outside the voting booth.
Dopers with enlarged prostates, have you done anything about it and how’d it go?
Why does overindulging in pizza make your testicles ache? (Potential for TMI)
This explains the sign I saw outside the urologist’s office: “Practice Limited To Dopers”.
Hah !
Ninjad (by 3 seconds)
(I suspect they’re connected)
What’s the Worst Thing You Ever Ate at a Restaurant?
Cheese and pickle sandwich (British)
General Relativity and Imaginary Dimensions
What’s the Worst Thing You Ever Ate at a Restaurant?
Never order the Hallucinogenic Pastrami On Rye at the Salvador Deli.
What’s the best and worst thing you ever ate on a plane?
Cheese and pickle sandwich (British)
I will not eat them in a restaurant
I will not et them in a plane
I will not eat them, Sam I am
Does San Francisco really have a “poop” problem or is it Conservative propaganda?
What Does Trump Smell Like?
What could cause dozens of cardiac arrests at a gathering?
Electricity: Is DC power more safe than AC? If so, why?
It’s definitely safer to see Van der Graaf Generator in concert than AC/DC.
French Rap
What’s your favorite song in a language you don’t understand?
Explain how rich people think
English words with double letters
Well, that would explain the ffolkes.