If Subway’s Tuna Ain’t Tuna, Then What Is It?
An AI generated dystopian short story
But tasty with extra mayo.
Advice on Getting a Second Cat
Do you use a nonstandard mouse?
Nah, the regular kind breaks 'em in just fine.
Let’s tell a story four words at a time
Do you like eggs sunny side up?
Not a bad start. Could be anywhere from a kitchen sink drama to the ironic tauntings of a serial killer. Now let’s work on the length.
Countdown to retirement
I have mushrooms
Who could ask for anything more?
Is the ratio of yolk/white basically the same across egg sizes? How about species?
Why are eggs divided into yolks and whites?
And why the hate for goose eggs?
My Fellow Republicans
In defence of Russia
If you could ask Trump any question
Who figured out how to cook beans the first time?
“Never mind, I’ll have two cheeseburgers and a side of deep-fried macaroni. You can’t get any more patriotic than that!”
Should I leave my toilet lid open or closed for my cat when I’m away?
Advice on Getting a Second Cat
This time, leave the lid closed.
Advice on Getting a Second Cat
This… Is… Jeopardy!
What is the longest urban warfare battle?
Small Dogs vs Coyotes
Best Order to Board an Airplane?
Small Dogs versus Coyotes
Trick question - coyotes only travel via Acme Jetpack.
Questions left over from Sex Ed class
How do emergency generators work?
Well, the male plug loves the female socket very very much, and…
Questions left over from Sex Ed class
Is it possible to genetically modify organisms in a way that’s impossible with selective breeding?
New supernova in nearby galaxy [M-101]
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
So, a super nova is like a nova with all the options? I suppose being near a Ford Galaxy makes it a little more interesting. (As a kid we had a Ford Galaxy in the same paint color and vintage as in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.)
Questions left over from Sex Ed class
Origin of “It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it”
At what point would YOU want to pull the plug on YOURSELF?
My Dogs Need Something to Chew!
Thoughtful, but icky.
What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?
Cooking with garbage
Should I fly Sun Country Airlines?
What are your favorite Bible verses?
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.”
What does “Don’t Shit Where You Eat” mean?
What’s up with the hamburger menu?
I’ll just have fries, thanks.
Ever Seen Someone Take Their Socks Off On A Flight?
What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?
(people totally always do this on TV shows. What?)