Ever Seen Someone Take Their Socks Off On A Flight?
Strictly legal by the letter of the rules, but a jerk move nonetheless
I would slam him into the boards when we’re leaving the plane. That’s how to enforce the unwritten rules.
Your pets’ favorite songs
My Dogs Need Something to Chew!
Never mind, they’ll find something to chew…
Would you consider living on a cruise ship for three years?
Crazy? Evil? Stupid?
Well, maybe not evil.
Stupidest product design you’ve experienced
Tesla software: Not ready for prime time
Countdown to retirement
Is this a new fashion thing?
“Coming down the runway, resplendent in his plaid Bermuda shorts and stylish thong sandals, is Wesley Carpenter, now just six days from hanging it up at Futons and Such. The crowd goes wild…”
Bad, bad, bad, what’s that smell?
When travelling: What food can I bring back with me?
Just lay off the stinky cheeses, and we won’t hassle you.
How do you say years from 2000 onwards?
Crazy? Evil? Stupid?
Pretty much, but the 1990s weren’t a cakewalk either.
Old-fashioned things you’d like to see revived
How long to learn to ride a horse?
Lindsey Graham’s Response to the Russians
WWII Ration Chocolate Bars
Well, it’s only fair they get something to make up for all those F-16s going to Ukraine.
How do you say years from 2000 onwards?
Old-fashioned things you’d like to see revived
I haven’t bought a new pair of pants since ought-seven.
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene MUST GO
How would you describe watching someone slip away from dementia?
Like watching Marjorie Taylor Greene, that’s how.
Weird Quirks You Have?
I like bananas a bunch
You wild man, you!
The sounds that get you flying out of bed the fastest
Firin’ up the grill in the MMP
That time the neighbors used gasoline instead of lighter fluid for their barbecue sure was memorable.
Question about time travel
Would you buy a stickshift car in 2022?
Sure, right after I buy a winning lottery ticket.
What did Johnny Appleseed actually do?
Moving walkways in airports
It’s less dangerous than trying to do escalators, but I still think it’s a waste of your seed.
What did Johnny Appleseed actually do?
Outdoor vacuum cleaner?
The blades made it much more dangerous than moving walkways in airports.
Baseball vs. Everything else
A question about tipping
If you tip the ump, close calls are much more likely to go your way.
Firearm Violence in the US: 1 person dead every 11 minutes
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
From the forum front page:
Jesus is sitting on your couch…
First question about sheriffs: who invented the star-shaped badge?
Things I learned from watching TV cop shows
I’m confused: is Jesus asking me about the badge, and I am explaining how I got the answer? or am I asking Jesus, and HE’s telling ME how to find out?
Countdown to retirement
Supreme Court of Canada judge resigns
“3… 2…1…GO, eh!”