Adult kid and her family are living with us … arg!
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
Murder in my city
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
A Terrifying Experience
Pet pictures!
Suggest your best fake research grant applications
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
Was it a DeLorean going 88 MPH?
The Pentagon is tracking a Chinese spy balloon
Pet pictures!
Ah, so the Chinese were spying on our pets to flood TikTok with cutesy videos. It all makes sense now. 
How’s the air you breathe today? Can you smell the smoke from the wildfires in Quebec?
Why “so-called Canada” in this email I got from an environmental advocacy group?
What animals would be more dangerous if enlarged?
Is there a term for this specific kind of non-solution?
I believe the term is ‘animal enlargement’.
Explain that “talking to yourself” thing to me
Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition
Pretty soon, Twitter will just be Elon Musk talking to himself.
Going back to February 2022 - trying to deter the Russian invasion
How is a criminal mind developed?
When you solve # 2, you solve # 1.
Favorite obscure counter-factual
A stick that swims upstream
Peeing in the pool
How do people fall in the water and not resurface?
It’s the Uric Acid that does them in.
In the song “The night the lights went out in Georgia” what does that phrase mean?
Peeing in the pool
How do people fall in the water and not resurface?
The 5 Titanic Sub Victims: what would they look like now?
Be Careful Out There. Fireworks Mishaps 2023 Edition
The most quintessentially moment of americana
Roller coaster closed for huge failure
“I’m going off the rails of the Crazy train”
Moving walkways in airports
What % should I offer?
Definitely hold out for retaining 100% of your body parts when using the moving walkway.
Were there any instances of war crimes committed by the ROKA against the KPA during the Korean War?
Peeing in the pool
Question about scientology
Well, it looks like if you run a business, it’s A-okay to discriminate against certain customers based on your religious beliefs…
How do people fall in the water and not resurface?
Does Amazon provide drivers with a specific route?
“The directions say to take a shortcut across Lake Erie.”