Car wash in Reading PA
How do people fall in the water and not resurface?
I don’t know, but watch out for that deep puddle by the waxer.
Do Capital Gains Screw the Poor?
Who or what, is your favorite villain?
It’s gotta be Snidely Buffett.
How do you routinely use flashlights in and around your home?
Have you ever had an Enema?
Things you loved as a kid that you now think are terrible
Your go-to ox penis recipe
Italian Rules for food and drink
Your go-to ox penis recipe
“It is better to use a beam of light than to curse the darkness.”
Who, or what, is your favorite villain?
Most-regretted baby names
It’s a good thing that Mr. and Mrs. Whiplash didn’t give in to the impulse to name their baby boy “Shirley”.
Ways You’ve Felt Old Recently
Double hip replacement!
Can my camera be saved? (It got wet)
Free dive to bottom of Mariana Trench, yes or no?
Space colonization
What’s with Subway
There’s an untapped demand for meatball subs over at Ursa Major.
Most-regretted baby names
Everest: Just Don’t Do It
I don’t see what’s regrettable as long as you don’t insist that it be pronounced “eve-rist” like the original, and that of course the baby’s name is not actually “Everest Justdontdoit Jones”.
If you had to pick a small country to live in
Tackiest Souvenir?
A t-shirt that says “I Blinked And Missed Liechtenstein”?
Two-Sentence Horror Stories
A creepy missing person case (July 2023)
Bad, bad, bad Hair day! Remember Mr. Fuzzy?
What have I created in my refrigerator?
Series you’ve recently watched, are now watching or have given up on
My favorites are “Fifty Shades of Green” and “It Might Be Meat, It Might Be Cake”.
What does calling out someone’s name, and only that, mean in your household?
Tree identification
“MYRTLE!”
4 University of Idaho students stabbed to death
Amazon has locked me out of my sales AND personal account
I think the punishment should be a tad harsher than that.
Is there a current role for public intellectuals?
What does calling out someone’s name, and only that, mean in your household?
It means that your beloved has finally taken the hint and stopped calling you “Dumbass”.
More Jokes
Would You Pay Thirty Bucks For A Great Wiener?
That’s what she said!
Geddit, geddit?
Another divorce/lottery question
How can I send money to an individual in Nigeria?
“Hi, I have $50 million in assets I don’t want to lose in a divorce. Can you hold them for me? I just need $200 up front as a good faith deposit…”
Weird things are happening with my car - what might be wrong?
Should I use a whetstone to sharpen my knives?
If your car is turning into Christine, you’ll need a bigger knife.