Resolved, that using “karen” as an pejorative is off limits
Called by last name?
::::Sigh::: Okay, I guess. “I ran into a huge Johnson at the grocery store the other day”. Better?
Do you dress and groom for yourself or for others?
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?
I ain’t a-puttin’ on a shirt and shoes to impress no goddam aliens. 
Another divorce/lottery question
Should I use a whetstone to sharpen my knives?
Drinking your urine in an emergency situation
Should I use a whetstone to sharpen my knives?
Dude, you got a flat tire on the Interstate. Chill and call AAA.
Drinking your urine in an emergency situation
Two questions about European plumbing
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?
Talentless people riding on a family member’s fame.
[Klingon]
That E.T. wasn’t all that great! I could’ve done what he did if my “fix-it” finger wasn’t broken. And if I didn’t hate Earth kids…
[/Klingon]
Why are you always late?
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
“Just one more probe, they said.”
Where do these stains on my pants come from?
Bloater paste - anyone ever eaten it? (shudder)
Where do these stains on my pants come from?
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
UFO’s in Recent Navy Videos
Speed camera question
How good are extraterrestrials when it comes to paying speeding tickets? And how many light-years does it take for citations to arrive?
I had a very vivid dream about Cecil
Where do these stains on my pants come from?
Ewww!
Tour de France 2023
When do you fuel up?
Only before the hilly parts. They’ll never know.
“Loosely patterned after a Greek myth,” Joe Haldeman wrote
A Centaur and a Cyclops Walk into a Bar…. finish the joke (Xena reference)
Very loosely.
Florida man (atee) killed by rough sex with his brother
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
To be fair, that would explain most Florida news items…
Two sentence horror stories
What did you do with the ashes?
I don’t want to read the second sentence.
Need answer fast: What to do in and around Toronto?
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?
Yes, and they’re easily bored. 
How often did you fly as a child?
If God was stoned?
As I recall, he was demoted from co-pilot and got stuffed in the overhead.
Mass Killings in the US (2023)
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
E.T. is pissed.
Tackiest Souvenir?
Do a second PhD?
You’ll want something to commemorate all those wasted years in school.
Cousins who look alike
The Rise of “Karens”?
…and of Patty Dukes.