Complete the Simon or McCartney lyric
“There’s No Such Thing As A Bad Movie Accent”
“Just a bad script that some unskilled hack sent”
Let’s play: your day in three words
Left: Behind, or Otherwise
You’re a pain in my left behind. Otherwise, not too bad a day.
What are you looking forward to?
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
I’ve done it. You need to set your sights higher.
Before I step off the cliff in dealing with my email issues,
Why Aren’t You Protesting In The Streets?
Trust me, it’s on my to-do list.
Is it difficult to visit the United States?
Surviving a cycle inside a dishwasher
Beginning tourists are advised to start with a trip through a carwash.
Why does my dishwasher smell bad?
Surviving a cycle inside a dishwasher
Smells like someone didn’t survive.
Can you make a gun that blows people back like what happen in the movies?
Does Venerable Bede’s account of the 789 Viking raid on Portland in Dorset mention the name of the bailiff?
That would be Dirty Hereweald.
What do you think of the heat this summer?
Why Aren’t You Protesting In The Streets?
It’s a lot more comfortable griping indoors where it’s air-conditioned.
Why does my dishwasher smell bad?
Coffee, Earwax and Hearing
Especially the Hearing.
Who was Edmund Fitzgerald?
Why does my dishwasher smell bad?
Ed was a house guest until we found out where he was taking his foot baths.
Is it cherry Hearing?
UPS driver. US $170k per year?
Wealthy, but hard to find joy
What has been done to these weird looking trees?
Using the quadratic mean for standard deviation
That explains the square roots.
Homemade Roach Powder: Do you know its secrets? Can you share them?
What animals would be more dangerous if enlarged?
Better kill it on the first try… 
The Whirlpool it’s said, never gives up its dead
when the rinse cycle’s currents get nasty
I need to get some f *** in friends
Everest: Just Don’t Do It
You’ll have more luck finding friends on K2.
S&H Stamps. Anyone remember them from their heyday?
Otzi the Gay Caveman
Otzi buy set no-stick cookware with bone handles for 20 books green stamps, make gourmet mammoth dinner, plenty leftovers.
Why does my dishwasher smell bad?
Drinking your urine in an emergency situation
Forget what the detergent says and pre-rinse that glassware before you put it in the dishwasher.
If you frequently ask someone to give you a ride, what do/should you do in return?
Please leave me out of your kink, or a horrifying breach of public restroom etiquette
Gee, you’re no fun at all.
What’s the cheapest thing you can buy one million of?
Local/regional legislatures