I have just come up with a cunning plan by which we can all be wealthy
Ugh, do I REALLY have to schedule ANOTHER colonoscopy?
That gold ain’t gonna find itself…
So many books!
Where do/did you buy your books
Indiana Jones and _____________________
Battle of the Not-so Giant Apes
Indiana Jones and the Battle of the Not-so Giant Apes doesn’t sound like a bad premise for a movie.
Quick, what’s your current earworm?
Jeopardy! 2022-23
Dah-dah-dah-da-da-dah-dah-dah, dah-dah dah-dah Da! dah-da-da-da-da…
Edge of our universe
When and why did we forget how to sharpen?
“I’ll need the biggest sharpener you have…no, that’s too big.”
What’s the largest island you can drive to from the mainland?
Edge of our universe
The tolls are a killer, though.
What the HELL did I just see in the night sky tonight?
PT boats
Clothes and the civilised sentient?
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?
And have they advanced beyond permanent press?
American soldier crosses into North Korea
So many books!
Oh, the Places You Won’t Go!….The Very Hungry Citizen……
If you frequently ask someone to give you a ride, what do/should you do in return?
Would you consider living on a cruise ship for three years?
What the HELL did I just see in the night sky tonight?
Caffeine and its effects
I see battalions of little green men after just a couple of espressos.
I’ve been watching Conan the Barbarian - what am I missing?
Full Irish breakfast
I’ll just stick with popcorn, thanks.
A self-serving movie producer bemoans his inability to make money from immorality
Why is Woody Allen still making movies?
Everest: Just Don’t Do It
I was robbed today
That whole area’s gone downhill.
What do you think of the heat this summer?
Tell me about Burning Man!
Tell me about Burning Man!
Do you have dreams where you are not there?
Yes, most of them.
What’s a good way to come up with a heist?
Let’s talk grilled cheese
“Hand over the money, or we’ll grease your counter up real bad.”
Seattle or San Diego?
Do you have dreams where you are not there?
Yeah, pretty much all my dreams.
ETA: Very close to the previous one, but I also have curiously few dreams at which I am at Burning Man.
Wornout premises for jokes
Tell me about Burning Man!
Well, he walks into a bar, and…
PragerU can’t teach!
Opening pop-top cans
Yeah, you need an Ivy League education for that.