Tesla Cybertruck is here
Oh, Cecil! You’ve done it again
So that’s what he’s been up to since he gave up the column!
Size of Aliens and Space Travel
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?
And how big are they, anyway? Is it like that episode of Twilight Zone with Agnes Moorehead in the farmhouse? Or is it like Voltaire’s Micromegas?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Police and their weapons
You know those 100-calorie bags of microwave popcorn?
Along with stale donuts, those are lethal at close range.
Problem Rental House
Bubonic Plague? Again?
Betcha those crack dealers you evicted last year are looking pretty good right now.
What is this smell coming from my drains?
Police and their weapons
I thought I smelled gunpowder and bacon…
Alternatives to… twitter
Why don’t you lift weights?
A great idea! Of course, you could also become a vegetarian or dye your hair chartreuse.
The Most Canadian Thing Ever…
Where do these stains on my pants come from?
It’s just maple syrup, I swear!
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
Saw Mark Zuckerberg today
He could’ve made it really big on the Dope, but had to go messing around with Facetime or whatever that failed project was.
Now that Musk bought Twitter – Breaking News only
The ocean’s salt could blanket the Earth’s land surface in a whopping 500-foot layer
Don’t give him ideas, for heaven’s sake
Air Force Honor Guard and Biden
Extreme polygamy
Jill was hesitant at first, but those airmen turned out to be surprisingly good cooks.
Time-Shares and Next-of-Kin (don’t need answer fast)
How long can a spiderweb stay inhabited and maintained?
“I found this place on the web.”
Spousal Social Security question
If George Washington ran for President of the United States today would he be eligible?
No Martha, not unless he’s been paying in to the system all these years.
Will beneficiary question: What if the beneficiary has offed the decedent?
What is this smell coming from my drains?
3 months late on estimated tax payments, how screwed am I?
Would you have sex with a total stranger for money?
I doubt if the Revenue accept payment in kind
What Humbles You?
Scooters in Bermuda
So true, so true…
Why would an actual meritocracy be bad?
Is there still good and bad?
Welcome to Philosophy 101
You’re invited to lunch…
Just call it pee-pee ‘cause it’s all your’n MMP
Uh, just remembered a previous engagement…
I’m a psychic. Ask me anything
Another mystery object to identify
I’m a psychic. Ask me anything
What might your epitaph be?
“She saw it coming”
What might your epitaph be?
Some ground fault interrupters act to break the whole circuit. Who knew?