Quiche. Flambe`. Mince. Those are chef words.
What about the catch scene from Field of Dreams?
When you find out that the woman you have been sleeping with is a man. And then, only in private - in the shower, while scrubbing and puking.
I think there was a movie, but I can’t remember the name. It was a “game” about “crying”. Hmmm, I think it was called “The bus that couldn’t slow down”.
When we discover that hookerbots are not real.
When you cross-breed a burrow with an onion, and you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes…
Don’t insult chefs. They know how to use a knife.
Like a boning knife, for example.
…or Detroit.
Yes, but with the codicil that you’re ONLY allowed to cry at FoD if you’re with your father or son. Or a hot chick. (Or hot dude, for guys who prefer crullers to doughnuts.)
Burro.
I’ll blame it on MS and their stooopid auto-complete…
They get special dispensation to cry during the season…
Oh, and let’s not forget when Artrax dies in Neverending Story…a kids movie.
I’m sorry, but Real Men are not allowed to watch that movie. This was decided in the MMC of 1991, as part of the Great Bambi Compromise.
Surely “The Shawshank Redemption” should be added to the list. It even includes Omniscient’s unjustly incarcerated prison rape.
No, no, no! Cleveland sports fans are NOT allowed to cry. We are hardy souls who are inured to that stuff by now. LeBron, on the other hand, is allowed to cry. Detroit fans are not allowed to cry because they won the Stanley Cup as recently as 2008 so I don’t want to hear a damn thing from them either.
You are allowed to cry if its Mother’s Day and you’re listening to a radio station show that plays Irish music because those callers’ mournful song dedications to their poor mothers are just too much to bear without crying.
Such weaklings bring their deaths upon themselves. If you’re facing imminent death from dehydration, you have more important things to worry about than your complexion.
What other common profession has KNIVES as one of their primary tools? That involves dexterity, speed, quick thinking…
Jeez, chefs are the ninjas of the modern world!