trump is not just evil, he’s gob-smackingly incompetent. You know the old saying 'never ascribe to malice what can adequately be explained by incompetence"? Yeah, sometimes it’s both.
Come that day, erections will be unavoidable!
In preparation for the opportunity to win, I’ve pre-programmed into my phone a quick key.
All I have to do is type 123, and “He’s dead! He’s finally dead! Donald John Trump, the worst president in the history of these United States is no more! If there is a God, I praise thee!” is ready to go.
My guess is he dies a few days before midterms. There will be a huge turnout of GOP voters to maintain Trump’s honor, keep the House and Senate to get that all-important arch built in his honor.
I’ll add another vote for @Monty . He’s done outstanding service in keeping us informed, and I think he deserves some sort of honour for that.
First in line to drop a deuce on the grave?
Ditto.
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Thank you all. Posting those updates has been the one therapeutic reaction (which won’t put me in prison) to keep me sane.
Good choice! Doing The Worm Dance when the slimy word passes is quite apt. I’ll be dancing in the streets myself, after, of course, my rushed effort to win the prize.
Come to think of it, the entire population of the planet will be WINNING!!! when “Sir” Scumalot croaks (my apologies to all anurans).
The military honor guard truly gets to do that. They’ll be officially, ceremoniously, and on camera even, dropping a reputedly two-yard long turd into the latrine hole in the ground.
I’m terminally online and I started the Trump is Dying thread so when I hear about it, I’ll beeline for this board. If I’m not among the first 1,000 reactions someone send out a search party for me.
Whoops. Thanks for correcting me. At some level I even knew that.
@Monty , each morning when I look for new utter crap caused by the Orange Administration, I actually look forward to your posts. 
I feel, in the future when this bullshit finally ends, we’ll only see daily posts of yours in, I dunno, maybe the "Flowers I Saw Today " thread.
Fingers crossed.
I’m thinking I’ll be posting a lot in board game and artificial intelligence threads then.
He is apparently trying on Trump’s nickname act - I saw a tweet where he referred to the ‘fart left’, and then did the Trumpian “I call them the fart left” to make sure everyone caught how clever he was being.
Of Trump, I will only say, ‘Good.’
Remember the gag when a character has to say a particular name, they spit. That’s my plan.
I dunno. Unless he falls down the Air Force One stairs and smashes his skull open with full coverage by a press pool (or something equally obvious) how long will we have to do the “Is he dead or merely taking a slightly longer than usual impromptu nap”? dance?
It’s not like the Republicans haven’t just a full dress-rehearsal of how to cover stuff up.
I don’t want Trump to die in office. I want him to deteriorate mentally to the point that Vance and company have no choice but to exercise the 25th Amendment. And I want that to backfire, with Trump fighting to stay in power. Trump will try to ‘fire’ the VP and the whole administration will descend into bitter infighting and chaos.The White House will become so dysfunctional that absolutely nothing will get done. By the time election season rolls around, Vance and Rubio will be too compromised to launch campaigns. As for Trump, he’ll be babbling and drooling, until finally biting the dust in in February, 2029, having completely forgotten about pardoning anyone.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
I’ll have a hamberder then. Make it a double. And a covfefe.
This.
Trump dying is less harmful to the Republican cause than Trump living, let him live a long long life in disgrace, with luck in jail, sliding more and more into irrelevance.