Cold hearted Nietzschean/Hopeless Romantic
“No, I’m not a righteous man, but I play one at the altar.” hehe 
I feel like I stepped into bizzaro world. Let’s see. I’m pretty boring. Neat-freak at work. Slob at home.
Avid Janeite (Austen, that is)/avid online computer game player-killer. I don’t think Miss Jane would have approved entirely.
Jackelope stole my thunder. . .
Serious chess player / NASCAR fan
Hip Hop Fan / NASCAR fan (though Little E professes a like for Ludacris)
I donate to the library / I never read
and now that I think about it. . .
I donate to the library / NASCAR fan
against all forms of animal rights, and a happy meat-eater / in love with animals so much that it’s sickening.
Seriously. I love zoos. I’ve got four cats and a dog, and if I could I’d have sheep, ferrets, skunks, songbirds, aardvarks, lynxes, lions, tigers, foxes, goats - especially goats! Elephants. I jump at the chance to go to petting zoos, as long as the animals seem reasonably happy. I may possibly have cried when I ran over a bird with the lawn mower a few weeks ago - my girlfriend may have had to go out and dispose of it for me.
At the same time, I don’t think that these non-human animals are rights-bearing entities. They’re more properly described as a natural resource, although emotionally I detest the person who treats them poorly.
Musical theatre fanatic/serious soap addict
Near genius I.Q./secretary
30-year-old female mainframe computer programmer / huge fan of alternative rock. Give me Korn and Linkin Park any day over any of that stuff others in my demographic listen to.
Female / gamer. And not just The Sims and adventure games. I’m as giddy (if not more sore) about the upcoming Half-Life 2 and Doom 3 as I am about The Sims 2 and Rollercoaster Tycoon 3.
Suburban homeowner / Real Ultimate Power [sup]tm[/sup] Ninja [sub]I may be lying about this one, but Real Ultimate Power Ninjas never say.[/sub]
more so. ::SIGH::
Hockey player/ season to ticket holder for the performing arts series.
My mother would call it well rounded. I think it’s just weird.
Well, just so long as you don’t take a shopping cart with you…
B.A. in Music/Metallica fan.
Ninja / Pirate
Nerdish-looking, non-partying, non-drinking, no-social-life computer hobbyist/hard rock listener. A lot of people are surprised by my musical tastes.
Cub scout leader/ tattooed, costumed Ren Fest regular
Love *extreme *s&m gay porn / love romantic cuddling & kissing.
Black woman/hockey fanatic and glam-rock enthusiast
Junk food eater/avid hiker
Likes watching C-Span/has a life
Likes to party/drinks little
But then again, that’s just me.
Beard-having UNIX geek/Suit wearing consultant
My musical tastes don’t work right:
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[li]Classical: driving to and from work[/li][li]Opera: playing computer games[/li][li]Death or Doom Metal: Working/reading/studying[/li][/ul]
Published poet(okay, small journals, school publications), liberal arts major in university— Registered Nurse, taught anatomy and physiology.
Hate TV, but can quote Simpsons and Seinfeild episodes almost verbatum…
(I thought of a few others but they are very very sad…ie former crisis line volunteer, now client of womens crisis center…and more on same line…)
Another fan fic enthusiast / librarian here. (not anime, per se, but close enough, right?). I do, however, actually look like a librarian.
Rap fan / Lesbian
Dang, I was gonna put avid yaoi manga collector/civil engineer but Zsofia stole my thunder. 
How about tattoo and piercing afficianado/civil engineer?
Cinnamon Girl described it pretty accurately. 99% of the population here is non-Christian, but go for the Xtian-style wedding because it’s cheaper, more fashionable, and lets them invite more friends than a Shinto wedding. So the hotels, reception halls, etc. are really just looking for an actor to play a part. The couples are most likely aware that I don’t have a degree from a divinity school (this seems to be the only critereon that carries any weight with the immigration folks), but the standard assumption is white=christian.