Let me try.
Radical-Revolutionary / Oakland Raiders Fan
I’ve considered not standing for the national anthem at a Raiders game, but I like my face the way it is, thank you.
Let’s see, I might have a few…
NPR listener / hard rock listener
NPR on the radio while AC/CD is in the cd player.
Fashionphile / horse lover
My grandmother actually said to me just yesterday at lunch, “I just can’t picture you up to your knees in horse shit.”
And the one that gets most people:
Republican who sends her child to private school / vehemently against school vouchers
I’ve said it, but I’ll say it again, extremely conservative Anglo-Catholic Christian/gothgirl bellydancer.
I think that’s pretty good.
Childless by choice/Babyfic reader-writer
It seems to confuse many people, badly, that I like X-Files babyfic enough to run this archive/links site The Nursery Files but have zero interest in having children. I like the idea of babies complicating people’s lives. Just not my life. Real babies are scarier than any X-File. :eek:
Yeah, that is pretty odd. Now, if you’d said black/viking metal for the last, I wouldn’t even have batted an eyelash…
Me, I love black metal and European synth pop. I think that’s about as disparate as it gets.
Well, I thought being a Ph. D physicist/competitive amateur athlete was pretty good, but I think you win. Lots of people listen to hard/trash/thrash/whatever music and enjoy intellectual pursuits. I’ve known enough librarians not to judge a book by its cover. But, I’d say anyone goth who belly dances in public has trouble proclaiming themselves as “extremely conservative christian”. (Heck, don’t some denominations ban dancing?)
Well, I’m not conservative Baptist. Anglicans don’t think dancing is evil. Catholics don’t, either.
Atheist and vehement civil libertarian/Dr. Laura fan*
*Sure, I think she’s wrong, wrong, wrong about some overarching issues like God, premarital sex, and patriotism, but I almost always agree strongly with her practical advice.
I’m an atheist ordained minister.
AFAIK I have Every book ever written by William F Buckley and Al Fraken
Let’s see…
super hard-core nerd and gamer / love the outdoors
super hard-core nerd and gamer / currenty (and for many summers) work in construction
and continuing with this theme,
super hard-core nerd and gamer / I’ve had sex with actual women :eek: 
Computer Programmer/Karoke Fiend
…and that’s about as crazy as it gets for me.
Theater/film artist & computer systems analyst.
Cynical idealist.
Or
Gregarious supervisor and trainer on the job / dedicated hermit and solipsist at home.
Just who the hell are all you zombies, anyway? 
Video game enthusiast/ boy scout who loves camping
There’s an old saying that goes, “Scratch the surface of a cynic, and you’ll find a disappointed idealist.”
Irving Layton said, “Idealist: a cynic in the making.”
Sorry - maybe you’re just in that transition phase.
Maybe. But I prefer Bierce:
Computer Geek/Competent Horseman
Attorney (I want to be a prosecutor) / Comic book and toy collector; rasslin’ fan; professional sax player (everything from jazz to punk to gigs at weddings)
Hm.
Musical theatre enthusiast / Math nerd
Hate Disney / Kinda enjoyed going to Disneyland/CA Adventure (though admittedly only because Tower of Terror was there)
Dancer / Lazy, can’t-get-out-of-bed slacker
A friend of mine who knew me only through school (and first period, the one when I’m still dead, at that) found out I dance and was genuinely shocked.
Actually, another friend of mine has a theory that dancers put all their grace and care into dancing, so when they get back into real life, they’re clumsy as hell.