...when you pry it from my cold dead...

gigi · November 17, 2009, 4:32pm

I was baking last night and thought to myself

“You’ll take my KitchenAid stand mixer when you pry it from my cold dead oven mitts.”

Others? Puns welcome, such as

“You’ll take my ten-key calculator when you pry it from my cold dead digits.”

kopek · November 17, 2009, 6:54pm

You can have my motorcycle when you pry my cold dead hands off the grips.

Mindfield · November 17, 2009, 6:59pm

You’ll take my bacon when you pry it from my cold, dead ham-fists.

silenus · November 17, 2009, 7:04pm

You’ll take my cats when you can pry their bloody claws out of your face.

Spoons · November 17, 2009, 7:10pm

You’ll take my bicycle when I’m two-tired of it.

The_Real_Regency_Elf · November 17, 2009, 7:21pm

You can have my Wacom tablet and my coin collection only after you have me drawn and quartered.

Scumpup · November 17, 2009, 7:28pm

You can take my penis…

Mindfield · November 17, 2009, 7:46pm

Thanks, but no. What would I do with three?