Where all the single wimmen at?

Produce section in the grocery store, frozen food aisle ain’t bad either. Sunday evenings around here it’s practically a swinger’s club, I do live in a youngish area though.

I’ve done so-so with the bookstore/coffee shop thing. If you **really ** want to hit jackpot, find out if there’s a local art college in your area, and then find the nearest coffee shop. It’s always a nest of hotties.

Especially if the women in the pillow fights are wearing the traditional filmy lingerie.

You’re sort of everything I’ve ever wanted
You’re not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You are the woman that I’ve always dreamed of,
well, not really, but you’re good enough for now.

–Al Yankovic

[Animal House]
My cucumber. It’s bigger.
[/Animal House]

[QUOTE=Kythereia]
Come on! :mad:
/QUOTE]

Well what do you think I’m trying to do?!

Seriously, though, it seems that where I am now, people marry young. Real young. As in, graduate from high school, get married the next day. I moved here about half a year ago, and I am not too happy about it. At the place I work at, i have noticed exactly two attractive females my age who do not have a wedding or engagement ring. I’m noly 23 fer christ’s sake!

And, given my complete terror of the opposite sex, I am not likely to engage either of them in anythign so much as a conversation anytime soon, let alone try for some kind of romantic entanglement.

Not in my experience, and most of the ones who I have seen there are usually there with their boyfriend or husband.

There have been very few women that I’ve seen at the firing rante that are there solo.

“How can I miss you if you won’t go away?”
–Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks

Threads like these are the Doper dating service.

Considering that at least two marriages between European Doper-guys and West Coast American Doper-babes have resulted from the SDMB, I’d say it often gets way past thoughts.

I’m single, female, and I like to cook and bake. But I’m probably far too old for the majority of single guys here. Anyone here that’s around fifty? :wink:

These are excellent ideas. We should build on these, create a sticky, and leave our legacy to humanity.

With almost anything creative, you’ll find tons of single women. Any classes on spiritualism, yoga, meditation, cooking classes, health food stores, home repair clinics for women, interior decor/fabric stores, pet training classes, pet stores, etc. Volunteer organizations are a great idea.

I think my problem is I have been socializing with the same people for over a decade, and that dating pool is dead as Dillinger now. At work, everyone is either female or taken. That’s about it. I wouldn’t begin to know how to pick up a guy in the grocery store or anywhere else, if he were a stranger.

The best way to meet people is through friends. Mine are fired!

Same here. After three (or was it four? You understand, surely, that these aren’t the kinds of things I want to remember too clearly) bad set-ups, I let it be known that no one needs to do me any more favors of the set-up kind. I hadn’t asked for them in the first place; these people had been suggested to me as people I just had to meet.

So I can rule them out, apparently.

**taxi78cab, ** that’s part of the problem. This place abounds with interesting and attractive gentlemen, but they never seem to be in my locality. And somehow I think announcing right away that I’m willing to relocate seems a little scary. :smiley:

I’m also up for a sober hook-up.

And, really, pretty much everything in between, too. :smiley:

Though I’m a year and a half out of college now.

There is only one thing worse than being set up, and that is not being set up.

Friends? Perhaps.

But the surest way to meet men is by way of a boob job. I’d suggest a largish C or smallish D, depending on frame size and time frame.

Yes, it’s a sad indictment of contemporary American society, but you’ll be on more radars than rain above the plains of Spain.

I’ll give you all a hint. They aren’t in your parent’s basement, D&D gatherings or Magic conventions.

Why, hello! How you doin’? Why don’t you and I…

Wait. Santa Fe, you say? New Mexico? That’s not TOO far from western Massachusetts, is it?

Yes?

Crap.

Oh, and drunken hookups are definitely a turn-off for this single college boy. More is better :cool:. Also, I’m a tea drinker. That’s gotta make me a hot commodity. Right?

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Okay, so I guess the question is really: Where the available single wimmen at? Sigh.

You’re single?

The question is then, where are the available single women with clues? The ones who would have snapped you up at the earliest opportunity?

In the hottub. With my girlfriend.

-sigh- All the great, attractive, available, young women that you meet once you have a girlfriend. Usually because of your girlfriend.

Smart, fun, single woman with wacky sense of humor right here. Should I be so lucky to have a choice, age 40’s and 50’s preferred.

Yep. Me. Female. See what I mean?

Will travel for sex.

I see what you mean! :smiley:

See, I didn’t get specific and add male to my list. Narrow minded of me, but that’s how I am. :stuck_out_tongue: