So to speak.
If a dumbass like that can get laid over there, I suspect many of the women have already been hit with baseball bats.
I’m sorry, that was wrong. They’ve been hit with cricket bats. Ashtar would be using a baseball bat.
Oh, so he needs an adapter?
This may be the funniest thread since Thaidog was around. Great post, Alde.
I could swear I saw that on Jeopardy! this one time…
Nothing happened when I went to the mall and now I 'm affraid security have eye on me 
because I have been eyeing some really young 13-15 year old teenage girls.They are sooo innocent and naive so I think I’m gonna go for them anyway.Wish me luck.
This thread has suddenly veered into some familiar territory. Just sayin’ nonpolar should tread lightly.
Oh Man ! Jesus! :smack: this is America, even for writing jokingly something like that I could get into trouble .I completelly forgot that when I talk to teenage girls they can accused innocent guy like me of molesting and worst.Nevermind. :o
Yeah, good luck. :rolleyes: Between that post and this one in your GQ thread I’d say it’s clear you’re just trying to get a rise out of us. Nice try.
In fact, I’d lay odds that Jeff Olsen has definitely found something at the laundromat.
Oh. Dear. God.
This thread went from extremely funny to horribly creepy in one post. Is that a record? :eek:
It’s not that creepy. Mentally, nonpolar seems to be about 12.
The really spooky thing is that, according to his profile, he is a library aide.
Masturbating martyr
cruel spikes
hairy palms.
Oh, that’s not how you cure hysteria. This is how you cure hysteria.
And I have to say, ETF, I love you.
I don’t care if he’s serious or not, it cracks me up. Please do report back nonpolar.
Apparently you are…and often.
The traditional ‘adapter’ between polar (water) and non-polar (grease) is soap. Maybe that’s the answer.
sigh
Imagine nested quotes there.
Hehe truly a one errr trick pony then?
I mean, I know there are those of us that have our pet subjects, but that’s taking it rather too far.
Also, thanks again Awsnappity. I looked back later and thought my thank you post looked kinda flat. I sincerely didn’t mean it to.
Oh, so now it’s bestiality? The horror! That proves that gay marriage is destroying the moral fiber of America! :eek:
What?
I’m not defending nonpolar’s approach to the subject, but not being able to write in a foreign language (English for him) is not indicative of a lack of intelligence. I’ve seen several threads, posted in acceptable English grammar, complaining about not getting enough where the poster was not considered stupid just because his/her approach to the opposite sex had all the subtlety of a jackhammer.
My comment was related to the content of the post, not the spelling and grammar mistakes. Let’s put the post in regular English:
I’m Caucasian male, and I can’t find any chicks to bang.
When I’m in Europe, girls are everywhere. The streets are bustling with people. It is so easy to hook up with some girls.
Here, on the other hand, when I’m horny and looking for chicks, the streets are almost deserted. All the people are driving their cars. So I go home and thank God for internet - I check hardcore porn sites and masturbate.
How long can I do that? My hand hurts, and it gets boring.
In my mind, this is still unquestionably baseball-bat-to-the-head stupid.