Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**Where do people get the idea that the earth is less than 10,000 years old?

Logical thinking and Magical Thinking
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…but mostly the “magical” thinking.

**What are Russia’s plans for a post-Putin future?

Likelihood of a Nuclear Holocaust Now.
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**What do Liberals Think About _____?

Myeloma
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I think they’re against it.

Yeah, and it’s Bush’s fault.

The painful reality of growing apart
Men going their own way (MGTOW)
What’s the deal with women only gyms?

Yeah, let’s call the whole thing off.

**What phrases are or will be regarded as dog whistles?
Tradition
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** Ask the cruise ship ex-crewmember
Humorously attacking one w/chainsaw…**

We saw how popular the murder mystery trains were, so we thought we’d give it a go…

**Help me transcribe this

OWWW!!!
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You spell it just like it sounds.

[Monty Python]
Brother Mainar: “The castle of Aaaaaarrrrgh!”
King Arthur: “What?”
BM: “The castle of… Aaaaaaarrrgh”
Bedevere: “What is that?”
BM: “He must have died while carving!”
Lancelot: “Oh, come on!”
BM: “Well that’s what it says”
KA: “Look if he was dying he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘Argh’ he’d just say it”
BM: “Well that’s what’s carved in the rock!”
Galahad: “Perhaps he was dictating?”
KA: “Oh shut up!”

[/Monty Python]

** What are Russia’s plans for a post-Putin future?
Respectable Sex**

**What the HELL is biting me at night?
overreacting flat neighbours **

That’s overreacting, all right.

** I’m a 24-year old kiss virgin. Ask Me Anything.
How do you know if a stripper “likes” you? **

**The thing you hate that most people say
Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes **

People are such bullshitters.

**Stuff you just eat and eat without stopping…

Anyone else here love Mc Donalds?
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** Obscure but interesting celebrity trivia.
Bobbi Brown is being moved to hospice care
I hated Zombieland
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I so want to start a hospice called Zombieland.

** Stuff you just eat and eat without stopping…

Chain restaurants that are actually excellent
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Not MacDonald’s, I hope.

What are some surprising facts about technology?
An unexpected passenger (airplane)

I think that’s less “technology” and more “artificial intelligence”

Talk to me about Facebook
Things that Don’t Break Anymore

Not remotely

** I’m a 24-year old kiss virgin. Ask Me Anything.

Is “Toe-rag” Racist/Ethnicist?

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** What’s the deal with women only gyms?

My youngest daughter is limping… again

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Tell her to skip gym for a day.

** Four facts and one lie about yourself
Local NAACP Leader Fabricates Black Ethnicity**

If she’s 80% truthful, I don’t see what the fuss is about.

** Dog Poop Etiquette

ABC Family Channel, you gotta be shitting me. (perhaps lame, but fuck 'em anyway!)
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