** Sturgeon kills 1, injures 2
Headlines that tell the story.**
“You’re Going To Need An Armored Boat” was too subtle.
Doper Cooks… Rachael Ray says…
Ribs just went in the smoker.
I bought a plane
I bought a scooter!
I got a rock.
How were first animals domesticated?
stock ownership
“Lemme put this saddle on, and there’s 50 shares of AT&T preferred in it for you! Easy, boy…”
**How do animals keep their teeth?
stock ownership **
That’s an oversimplification. Animals use a variety of evolutionary strategies for maintaining dental health, including diversified stock portfolios, bonds, and real estate investments. Some “living fossils” like the horseshoe crabs even still use certificates of deposit.
Animal metaphor for male masturbation
Why Do Squirrels Put Their Paw On Their Chest?
To aid in masturbation? Not sure how you get a metaphor out of that though.
** I bought a scooter!
I bought a plane**
Someone always has to go one better. :rolleyes:
Separated by one:
** Animal metaphor for male masturbation
Why so sticky at the beach?
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Sounds like someone was using their Thetys Vagina
** How were first animals domesticated?
Salami sandwiches and hot weather**
What Is The Appeal Of Radical Islam (to Young People)?
Why is executing someone painlessly difficult?
It’s easy if you join us. We use bombs, which are quick and painless.
Separated by one:
** I hate the Fourth of July
First Maine fireworks death - unbelieveable! **
The story is sad, but the threads fit.
**Robot grabs; crushes man
Boy Snatched In 1964 Returned To Wrong Family
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We really need to work on those robots.
I’m engaged!
I just saw pronghorn in NM
I bought a scooter!
So, is there anything left on your bucket list?
** So Why Are The Iranians Enriching All That Uranium?
Considering moving to the Denver area **
Uh-oh.
What do you NEED to eat for health/medical reasons?
Poll: Ice Cream Floats - Coke vs. Root Beer
** Alternatives to PayPal?
Can I print my own checks?**
I don’t see why not, most vendors just want something that looks like money.
** Do elderly people realize how infuriating long rambling answers are?
Today is Eiji Tsuburaya’s 114th birthday! **
I’ll bet he has some stories to tell.
How do I cope with my parents growing old?
I bought a plane
I guess that’s one way to do it
** So we got a puppy…
Pet peeve: it’s “Jews”**
Oh, alright. So how do we housebreak the “Jews”?
** Do elderly people realize how infuriating long rambling answers are?
If only there had been a comma… (Man killed by alligator)
So we got a puppy…
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Good. If you have a puppy instead of a 'gator you probably won’t be killed while waiting for a break in the geezer’s rambling.
**Hot or Not!!
Considering moving to the Denver area
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Bad news, I hear it gets hot in the summer.