**Ashley Madison data breach - You going to check?
Shut up lady
**
**Ask the Poly person
Ashley Madison data breach - You going to check?
Snakes Alive! Are you afraid of snakes?
Shut up lady
**
** Re serving man would a sedentary, obese person be tastier and more tender than a muscular athlete?
The Science of Zombies**
“In conclusion, our research showed that seven out of ten zombies preferred the flesh of sedentary couch potatoes over athletes, two opted for “Brainssss!” and one ate the lead author. Further studies are recommended.” J Zomb Nutr 35:144-196 2015
**What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?
Why aren’t child car seat alarms mandatory? **
Boy–you leave one kid in a car for a few hours on a hot summer day, and you never hear the end of it!
**First the Hilltop Steak House, now the Orange Dinosaur!
What is the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone eat? **
What To Do With My Time During a 5 Hour Commute
Anyone heard of Fed Ex restriction where they refuse to allow a package redirect to Fed Ex office?
That’s a standard feature of the “Early-Morning Commuter” package. It prevents commuters from stacking up at the depot and going stale. Just be sure your packer opens the proper airholes, fills the food and water containers, and empties the oubliette.
**How come creationists believe the earth is 6 000 years old?
The Uncertainy Principle **
“Well, you can’t prove it’s not 6,000 years old, can you? There’s no way to know one way or the other!”
This is depressingly not much of an exaggeration.
**What if Hitler is more pragmatic concerning
Is the Swastika evil?
**
“Vell, I suppose as a practical matter people outside Germany might think it’s evil…”
**I know someone with a fairly high IQ (149) who is like wrong about everything.
Jimmy Carter
**
Hmmm. Poster must be a Republican.
What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?
right to die
I’d kill them for that!
** right to die
If not Amazon then who is your go to…**
Amazon does offer fast delivery, but you can’t beat eBay for end-of-life bargains.
What did Walter White do that was so evil
Kill a Cleaver
He’s still at it! Where is the police?
Same with these:
**So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging?
What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over? **
**First names: the good, the bad and the fugly
The Next President of the United States, Deez Nuts **
What did Walter White do that was so evil
Kill a Super Friend
Trump’s Immigration Proposal
Circumcision of infants and minors without consent should be outlawed.
What does he have against Jewish immigrants?
**When Blind Dates Go Wrong
Shut up lady **
What did Walter White do that was so evil
Das Boot remake? Seriously?
**Ashley Madison data breach - You going to check?
Area man swallowed by sinkhole **
The Lord works in fairly obvious ways.
**What did Walter White do that was so evil
Stupid Guy Stuff **
That’s one way to put it.