Where did I put my X-Ray Specs?

So, my significant other and I are laying around the pool this weekend. After about 5 hours of this, with the sun baking our skulls, the cold beer working away at our brain cells, and all the naked flesh around (we were at a nude pool), my SO asks, “If you could see anyone in the world naked, who would it be? I think I’d like to see Shaquille O’Neil buck naked.” I told her I’d have to think on this for a bit and get back to her. I still can’t make up my mind (even though I’m sure Mr. O’Neil is a pretty impressive sight. I think explorers had him in mind when they used to put on maps ‘Here there may be giants.’)

Lots of very beautiful women of note have already been seen in the all-together by lots of people. I’m trying to decide between someone who I find attractive as hell, but have never seen sans clothing (Sophia Loren, Daisy Fuentes (I love my women statuesque)) and someone who you could never hope to see naked in a bazillion years (say, Queen Elizabeth).

So who will it be in your case. You’ve got the chance to take a gander at anyone at all in their birthday suit. Who’s it going to be?

Allyson Hannigan.

Jeri Ryan

Elijah Wood. Yeah, I’m sick.

Ditto

So, you like halflings, huh?

Oh yeah. My heart did a little jumpy thing just thinking about the possibility.

Nah, I don’t care that much for Tolkien. But what a bishounen!

That one cutie I had a crush on while in high school.

Cindy Williams

Forgive me…I just watched this very strange movie…Naked Space

Rivers Cuomo (lead singer for Weezer)
Failing him, Manservant Hecubus. Or maybe JoeyHemlock.
:wink:

Terri Garr. She’s starting to come around, after the thirty years of letters I’ve written her. The last injunction from her lawyers was positively flirtatious…

BTW, my x-ray specs are in the pocket of the powder-blue tuxedo jacket in the cedar closet downstairs. With the light-up bow tie. Next to my kilt.

I’m sure Mr. C would agree that a certain pair of twins are in order for a stripping.

Set up a couple of recliners, grab a few brews, and plenty of tissues. Well, nix the tissues, their faces are really wide.