They usually hit whatever store is next to the Target.
Stormtroopers don’t celebrate Christmas. They celebrate Life Day – maybe. Or maybe Grand Moff Tarkin’s birthday.
Whatever items the shop assistant shows them they reject. Because these are not the gifts they are looking for.
What do the reindeer wives do to pass the time while their husbands are pulling Santa around the world on Christmas Eve night?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.
True, but they almost always have enough money with them. They’re rarely a little short.
They usually go to Alderaan places.
Of course shopping is hungry business. So later it’ll be time to stop at Pizza the Hutt.
Stormtroopers are content to spend their Christmas sipping blue hot chocolate gathered around a Luke warm tauntaun.
Some of them pull a Christmas Train.
At the Darth Mall, of course.
@Smapti wins.
Most Stormtroopers shop for their new family members at buybuyBaby, and go to Lane Bryant to get gifts for their womenfolk.
At the Imperial Emporium.
These days, the troops just make a New Order online.
Nordstorm, of course.
But sometimes, maybe?
Bad, Wrath and Beyond
Death Starbucks
Marshalls
MaySeize
Hoth Ski Lobby
Under Armor
Whatever they get, Vader ruins it by telling them, “I know what you are getting. I felt your presents.”
Whenever Darth Vader see some Stormtrooper not celebrating he says “I find your lack of faith to be disturbing”
But when they say they’re sorry, he says “Apology accepted.”