That’s right. I’d take a cut. Although not literally.
I vote he’s in jail.
So I get his CDs!
Cool.
So the cloning facility is up and running. How long will it take for a Skald clone to get to flying monkeys?
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This is the part where he travels back in time to screw with the head of the young Skald and thus creates his own future self.
But then he’d come back the instant he left. Well, except that Narnia doesn’t exist anymore, so he might just be floating in an endless void.
It isn’t that he said “DON’T TELL ANYONE”. It’s that he PM’ed me (and others) privately and so it’s decision whether to tell or not!
He’s been gone for months though. How long does it take to have a baby, a couple hours? He should have been back already! I think he’s actually out there stealing a baby and the subsequent coverup is what’s delaying him
I believe he has taken up authorship.
I did see Brad Pitt crying uncontrollably and Angelina screaming that she and her “new stud boyfriend” would take custody of the kids…seems like that might be a bigger clue. She also had a tattoo that said, “Skalding Hot - Brad Not”.
I miss him…
Me too. This board is less silly without him.
Coincidentally, he logged in today.
Slight hijack - what is the chariots of iron paradox?
Not as interesting as I thought. It’s just the God and big rock thing.
Winning the lottery can be rather time-consuming; you have to figure out which island to buy, which jet to purchase that will be able to land on that private landing strip, gather some trustworthy staff and of course, pay off that Walmart credit card bill. Plus, sometimes it takes awhile to get good internet connections on private islands.
I am sure when he returns, bearing gifts for us all, it will be worth the wait.
Judges 1-19
“The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots.”
It’s not a real paradox, it’s just an artifact of the fact that the OT God was never supposed to be Omnimax. Also it was the men of Judah who were unable to defeat the iron chariots. Even taking the text at face value The Lord wasn’t actually fighting with them in the form of supernatural artillery or something.
Well, obviously it needs to be one with an active volcano. That narrows the list considerably.
I’d sort of assumed Skald would simply tunnel until he reached the mantle, then threaten to detonate nukes, thus creating a wave of killer earthquakes. The world’s governments would be reduced to his vassals.
Wait - Narnia used to be in New Hampshire?
Another vote for hoping he returns, his threads and ‘persona’ are very entertaining.