Skald! You’re back!
I’m far too busy hacking my foes to pieces to have time to read FAQs. Although with you gone there were fewer minions to chop up. There were more goons and lackeys, though.
I noticed. I’m also slightly embarrassed by all the attention, so if someone wanted to suggest that the thread be closed or at least renamed to “47 reasons why jokes about destroying Wales aren’t funny and never were,” I for one would not object.
Jeeze, I called a Welsh guy Taffy and I didn’t even get a warning.
If jokes about destroying Wales aren’t funny, can we still laugh at jokes about clubbing baby seals?
For those who want to know where Skald was all this time, this will explain everything.
Nested do loop error.
Do we get to pick the someone else? Cuz that might be fun…
Of course you do. Less work for me. 
I hearby decree this thread may NOT be closed until Skald does some ‘splainin’…
A-yup.