It was a ‘quote’ from the film Dogma, so don’t be too hard on the dopers who brought it up, it was an intentionally sick idea in the film. It showed what loosers the main characters in the film were (and so reflects on the ‘loserness’ of the OP).
Your mom’s house.
Soup Kitchens. Hungry poor chicks’ll do anything for a Big Mac.
Walk in with a few fries sticking out of your zipper and they’ll follow you out just like the peid piper!
::d&r::
Aren’t you sorry you asked, now? :rolleyes:
Stranger
Since you didn’t specify if they have to be alive, may I suggest grabbing a shovel and…uh…nevermind.
So, where do you go to get picked up?
No. But that’s not a bad idea.
I know that, B the B, but it came across in the reply as a chacterization of women who seek abortions as “easy”. I expect there are a lot of folks who haven’t seen the film. The phrase is hardly a quote in common usage.
The women’s clothing store pick-up never fails, I swear.
Yikes! Never thought my gender would be in question on the SDMB, but I should have made it clearer in the post that those are the gist of responses I’ve gotten from WOMEN when I’ve tried to socialize with them in those settings. I’m a guy.
This automatically became a DOGMA fan club!
Um…I’ve *had * an abortion, and I thought the abortion line was pretty funny.
I understood right away it was as over-the-top-as the OP was.
Maybe I just have a sick sense of humor.
Me too,** Anaamika**. Though I’m kicking myself for not getting the reference!
A lot of people have no sense of humor. It’s really that simple.
Uh, lots of “easy” people around last call at your local dive bar. Too bad you don’t live in Indy or I’d direct you to the Alley Cat.
You need a better pickup line.
“So, you’re a Lit major? What a coincidence…I could use some help with my Longfellow.”
Damn, beat me to it. :o
Awww, Bullshit. I’m a churchgoing guy, and I can tell you there’s no easier women to be found in all the world. Especially in Catholic churches; looking at a half-naked guy hanging up there gets 'em all worked up.
After all, where else but Church and porn videos do women stand in line just waiting to get on their knees and open their mouths?
ducks and runs very, very fast…
Oh this is easy, the intensive care ward of the hospital.
after looking at mangled bodies and fourth degree burns all day, those nurses will think you don’t look so bad…
I’ve never had an abortion, and I didn’t think it was funny. I don’t get the connection.
And I do have a pretty sick sense of humor. I think “What do you call a guy” jokes are very funny.
Well apparently public school Jr high school teachers are mighty easy.
Sorry I can’t find a link but Cnn reports that another beautiful jr high school teacher has been charged with a sex crime with one of her students.